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[ste123lfc]

When will the bitters ever stop making us laugh. Howard Kendall a Knight, bollox.

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[Ciggy]

Whopper of the week only a blueshite fan I mean why bother wasting your money at yesterdays game

[jonnymac1979]

[The Ace1983]

Still think this is the funniest one. What a pillock.

[jonnymac1979]

You can't drive down County Road without bumping into a million of the replica kit wearing, bullet headed, tattooed argumentative pricks.  Was in the pub last night and there was this fit blonde in there, tasty as you like - wearing an Everton shirt though, so I was in proper conflict and in the end decided to stop looking at her. 

I'm originally from County Road myself and used to live a five minute walk from Goodison.  Horrible fucking place.  I get a cob on just driving down there.

[jonnymac1979]

Still think this is the funniest one. What a pillock.

That's Jamie Carragher they'd have you believe.

[RUSHIE#9]

When will the bitters ever stop making us laugh. Howard Kendall a Knight, bollox.

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Whats funny about that? He did keep all the offies round Woodison in business for years whilst he was in charge there. Surely he deserves a knighthood for that, after all ol' Whisky nose got one for services to the Scotch Industry!   


















They are a bunch of bitter Sad B@stards   

[PhiLFC]

Well you've gotta laugh but they gave Trevor Brooking one and what the fuck did he do?

[The Ace1983]

What annoys me is that we aren't blessed with particularly attractive female footballers in this country, and the best looking one is Rachel Unitt, and who does she play for? Neverton. It's unbarable. Can't be dealing with that. So that's why I support the Swedish women's team. Even when they lose, everyone's a winner.
 

[112-1077774096]

rumour has it that when they played the european game last week, the other team went shopping at our souvenir shop first and turned up st goodison carrying their LFC shopping bags

[AB's Red Army]

rumour has it that when they played the european game last week, the other team went shopping at our souvenir shop first and turned up st goodison carrying their LFC shopping bags

 

It's true. I read Bitters complaining about that after the match.   

[Ciggy]

Just lifted this little gem from BK. 

Peter Crouch at Alton Towers yesterday:

So im stood there in the queue for Nemsis. Nothing more than a 15 minutes queue. Some big lacky fu.cker infront of my bird is mauling his bird hands all over her etc.. She's about one third of his size. Anyway, he starts throwing himself about like a pri.ck and knocks into my bird at which point i smack him the back and push him away from her, he turns round and looks at me and i just looked at him and said "Peter Crouch?", and he says yes, I said watch what your doing with your beany legs! and he comments on how im scouser and its nice to see some around there as he'd been hounded by aston villa fans all day. I simply replied, Im an evertonian and your sh.it. Stand on my birds feet again and i'll put you down. He turns back around and doesnt say another word.

Gets on the ride and by this point everyone is shouting his name. Gets off and his bird walks straight into mine and nearly sends her flying, so theres words exchanged again, apologizes and we go our seperate ways. Next thing were looking at the ride photos and Crouch is stood next to me again with the hood on his hoodie up over his face. The gob. ... did he think people wouldnt recognise him? He's 7 foot tall and looks abnormal as fu.ck for gods sake.... Anyway, some alton towers worker runs up to him and apologises for the mess in the queue line and gives him and his bird free proirity passes for all the rides.... Unfair that, considering he started the whole mess by fu.cking about in the queue in the first place.

He is also possibly the most ugliest person ive ever seen. Up close he looks wrong. just wrong. His bird looked about 16 as well, and she was a munter - could do better with the money hes on. 

HA HA.