RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:09 pm wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:09 pm wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:09 am wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
The Good Yank » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:46 am wrote:RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:09 am wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
What the hell were the other guys in the car doing? :laugh:
Kenny Kan » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:24 am wrote:RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:09 pm wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
That isn't normal.
red till i die!! » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:31 am wrote:RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:09 pm wrote:I pulled up for petrol about 4 am in Manchester ,and I was laughing to myself at some of the sights on the forecourt ....Bagheads walking about
like extra's from Dawn of the Dead ,so in between my tittering I failed to notice one had crept up behind my car like a fucking Dementor
and was sittng on my boot ,I sat glued in abject horror as it slowly dawned on me this hard faced fecker was wiping his shitty arse
all over my boot.
I mean I know Manchester is rough ,but even I didn't envisage skid marks on my fucking boot ..... Ordinarily I would have got out and chinned
the dirty Bastard ,but he must have been about 3 stone wet through,besides he was dressed in only his grundies and looked like he was wearing
his Dads work boots .............Needless to say I screeched out and found the nearest car wash post haste.
The lads in the car with me were howling all the way back to Liverpool ....Bastards
the dirty little fooker, id have given him such a kick up the hole the next time he tried it all he'd have to do is lob his colostomy bag from twenty yards
i hope you checked your back seats where dry
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