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by **metalhead** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:06 pm

I had this new in the market beer today..

not being biased but it's excellent!

by **Kenny Kan** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:02 am

metalhead » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:06 pm wrote:I had this new in the market beer today..

not being biased but it's excellent!

post us a bottle..

by **Igor Zidane** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 12:47 pm

little sunday morning choon to keep us going . ows it going comrades

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scHKFwr0og&feature=related[/youtube]

by **andy_g** » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:32 pm

anyone else been in krakow? fecking hell.... i'm walking about with a permanent boner

by **andy_g** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:59 am

i wasn't aware of this before, but apparently penguins live for 15 to 20 years

by **woof woof !** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 10:13 am

and the older they get the more human they become

by **metalhead** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:23 pm

Ah I see, you're becoming more human then woof.. good stuff

by **The Good Yank** » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:58 pm

metalhead » Sun Sep 30, 2012 9:23 am wrote:Ah I see, you're becoming more human then woof.. good stuff

Difficult to type with flippers though I bet.

by **woof woof !** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 4:22 pm

So I'm standing in the queue for the till at the supermarket earlier today, my stomachs bubbling a bit and I can feel some gas creeping down to my ring-piece. I've been on a pretty decent diet recently and what gas I have expelled from my rear end has been fairly neutral so without too much consideration let slip the old long and silent fart.

F'UCK ME WHAT A MISTAKE !

The toxic stench that crept up around me was f'ucking criminal. It was one of those that cause rapid eye watering and singe the hairs in your nose.

It was so thick I was surprised that I couldn't actually see the f'ucker.

It was SO bad I actually began to wonder if it was really me that had dropped it.

Some people in the queue were beginning to gag as they looked around trying to seek out the vile perpetrator and just to top it off the store's fire alarm then kicked in :wwww

!

OK, the fire alarm was just a drill but it at least gave me the opportunity to declare "Oh for fu'cks sake" as I then exited the queue with an annoyed expression whilst waving my hand to dispel the smell and silently hoping that I wasn't dragging a visible reeking cloud behind me.

Life eh

sometimes it stinks .

by **babu** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:42 pm

woof woof ! » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:22 pm wrote:So I'm standing in the queue for the till at the supermarket earlier today, my stomachs bubbling a bit and I can feel some gas creeping down to my ring-piece. I've been on a pretty decent diet recently and what gas I have expelled from my rear end has been fairly neutral so without too much consideration let slip the old long and silent fart.

F'UCK ME WHAT A MISTAKE !

The toxic stench that crept up around me was f'ucking criminal. It was one of those that cause rapid eye watering and singe the hairs in your nose.

It was so thick I was surprised that I couldn't actually see the f'ucker.

It was SO bad I actually began to wonder if it was really me that had dropped it.

Some people in the queue were beginning to gag as they looked around trying to seek out the vile perpetrator and just to top it off the store's fire alarm then kicked in :wwww !

OK, the fire alarm was just a drill but it at least gave me the opportunity to declare "Oh for fu'cks sake" as I then exited the queue with an annoyed expression whilst waving my hand to dispel the smell and silently hoping that I wasn't dragging a visible reeking cloud behind me.

Life eh sometimes it stinks .

Just use the classic... "Who da f*ck dropped that?" Waving your hands across your face, looking indignant at everyone around you?

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:26 am

He's fooling no one

by **metalhead** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:14 pm

woof woof ! » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:22 pm wrote:So I'm standing in the queue for the till at the supermarket earlier today, my stomachs bubbling a bit and I can feel some gas creeping down to my ring-piece. I've been on a pretty decent diet recently and what gas I have expelled from my rear end has been fairly neutral so without too much consideration let slip the old long and silent fart.

F'UCK ME WHAT A MISTAKE !

The toxic stench that crept up around me was f'ucking criminal. It was one of those that cause rapid eye watering and singe the hairs in your nose.

It was so thick I was surprised that I couldn't actually see the f'ucker.

It was SO bad I actually began to wonder if it was really me that had dropped it.

Some people in the queue were beginning to gag as they looked around trying to seek out the vile perpetrator and just to top it off the store's fire alarm then kicked in :wwww !

OK, the fire alarm was just a drill but it at least gave me the opportunity to declare "Oh for fu'cks sake" as I then exited the queue with an annoyed expression whilst waving my hand to dispel the smell and silently hoping that I wasn't dragging a visible reeking cloud behind me.

Life eh sometimes it stinks .

done it once in the car.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:15 pm

judge is gay

by **dawson99** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:54 pm

by **Ciggy** » Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:47 pm

Good evening sexy ***** mofos whats appenin :cool:

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