Liverpool FC Forum

by **andy_g** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:38 am

Woollyback wrote:plumbers putty - gets that flange fitting all nice and tight again

PS who's edited my sig with all the *'s ??

just go into your control panel > board preferences > edit display options and turn off the word censoring. welcome to the grown-ups board where your ***** and ***** are visible in all their glory.

by **Woollyback** » Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:06 pm

why thank you, kind sir. that's ***** magic that is :bowdown

by **woof woof !** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:23 pm

Milk

or Milko ?

by **stmichael** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:19 pm

free um bongo for st george's day down the D&G today! :eyebrow

by **aleksandra1345** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:34 am

I don't like it

by **andy_g** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:30 am

best ever first post

by **Kenny Kan** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:22 am

andy_g » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:30 am wrote:best ever first post

by **laza** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:38 pm

by **andy_g** » Wed Apr 25, 2012 12:40 pm

Kenny Kan » Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:22 am wrote:
andy_g » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:30 am wrote:best ever first post

absolute genius

by **woof woof !** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:39 pm

aleksandra1345 » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:34 am wrote:I don't like it

He said "Free Umbongo" not "For free I'll Bumyou"

Bloody Newbies takin' up space at the bar in the Dog and Gorilla :veryangry

whats the world coming to ?.

by **dawson99** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:41 pm

I was stroking his head before he typed that, and for that I do not apologise

by **metalhead** » Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:46 pm

dawson99 » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:41 pm wrote:I was stroking his head before he typed that, and for that I do not apologise

badum tiss

by **shanks72** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:56 pm

Wow this board has changed since I visited it last!!

Anyways, my bro says 'bank holidays are like buses........'

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:23 pm

My Wife firmly believes I have a homing beacon attached to my feet and can detect a drink yet to be knocked over at a 200 yards.... A turd yet to be stood in from 100 yards, and a psychopathic homicidal maniac likely to slaughter your whole family from 50.

She often refers to me as a decidedly unlucky clumsy cunt ,who she only stays with because of my massive
cock

by **Kenny Kan** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:45 am

RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:23 pm wrote:My Wife firmly believes I have a homing beacon attached to my feet and can detect a drink yet to be knocked over at a 200 yards.... A turd yet to be stood in from 100 yards, and a psychopathic homicidal maniac likely to slaughter your whole family from 50.

She often refers to me as a decidedly unlucky clumsy cunt ,who she only stays with because of my massive
cock

Talking of cock, I was in an airport the other day and needed to visit the little boys room. I was standing there over the urinal extracting the nights before beer. When this bloke comes bowling in, unzips his fly's and flops out what can only be described as an elephants trunk. He starts pi$$ing and let's out this sigh of relief and says, "Arghhh, I've just made it", I turned to him and said "can you make me one as well pal?"

Liverpool FC Forum

The Real World - The Dog and Gorilla

Who is online