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[dawson99]

wheres the smiley emoticon for tumbleweed?

[woof woof !]

So there I was fast asleep after sampling my first pipe of opium. The SS Karanga was plowing it's way across the indian ocean and I woke up to find a group of men in white nightshirts apparently worshipping me, I of course told them to f'uck off , rolled over and went back to sleep .

Next morning I kinda realised I was lucky they hadn't thrown me overboard, they where bowing to Mecca, i just happened to be in the way .     

[dawson99]

i love those morning wake ups during mecca worship...

reminds me of the time myself and colonel blythe were sailing off the coast of bermuda, drinking absynthe with the spoon and sugar as it should be done. so there we were... and a conversation started

i cant drink the absynthe
whats wrong with the absithe?
i cant drink the absynthe
is the absynthe too strong?
i cant drink the absynthe
is it too cold?
i cant drink the absynthe
ok, i'll try it, wheres the spoon?
aha

i lvoe coming to america

[woof woof !]

The Karanja was one of British India Line’s more long lived ships and was built in 1948 for their Bombay to East Africa and South Africa service. Remarkably this route survived for a considerable length of time only being discontinued in 1976


I loved this ship , crossed the indian ocean on it twice , both times third class , which meant i spent 2 weeks sleeping on deck  .

[dawson99]

woof, i wanna go drinking with u...can just imagine waking up in some completely different continent 

[woof woof !]

woof, i wanna go drinking with u...can just imagine waking up in some completely different continent 

If you've got the money I've got the map .


Fu'ckin' backpackers today . gimme a break , f'ucking lemmings the lot of them . It was us hippies that blazed the trail . Goa, Calangut  ? lived there naked for six months in 1972. Cambodia ? , was throwing pimps off rooftops in '75.

You seen that Ewan McGregor "long way down " show, where the ponce and his support crew are motorbiking it down through africa ? I walked from Cape Town to Mombassa in '71. Sh'it , if only back then I'd thought a camera was a piece of essential kit.

[dawson99]

lol, i tried to climb ben nevis last time i was in scotland, took a long weekend. found a pub at the bottom and...well, ended up not getting that far lol

[woof woof !]

lol, i tried to climb ben nevis last time i was in scotland, took a long weekend. found a pub at the bottom and...well, ended up not getting that far lol

Missed business opportunity . Open a pub a the TOP of Ben Nevis .        

[dawson99]

lol..in all seriousness tho i dont think i'll go aborad again. the highlands are mad enough for me... i like the cold and scottish people are class

[Judge]

good morning all

[account deleted by request]

So tell us about Pony.

Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.

Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?

Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.

How did you get her away from there?

It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.




There are some sick b@stards in this world

[dawson99]

whos sicker, the men keeping her captive or the countless westerners paying for her 'usage'?


thats just bizarre, sick and bizarre

[account deleted by request]

I was expecting the old joke " how low can you get?"......"maybe a daschund" 

I suppose its no worse than using a sheep, but it seems much worse

Not that I have ever tried a sheep or an Orangutan!

[Judge]

good morning all

[stmichael]

So tell us about Pony.

Michelle Desilets [Director of the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation]: Pony is an orangutan from a prostitute village in Borneo. We found her chained to a wall, lying on a mattress. She had been shaved all over her body.

If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. She was being used as a sex slave. She was probably about six or seven years old when we rescued her, but she had been held captive by a madam for a long time. The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.

Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?

Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan. They shaved her every other day, which meant that her skin had all these pimples and was very irritated. The mosquitoes would get to her very badly and the bites would become septic and be very infected, as she would scratch them constantly. They would put rings and necklaces on her. She was absolutely hideous to look at.

How did you get her away from there?

It took us over a year to rescue her, because every time we went in with forest police and local officers we would be overpowered by the villagers, who simply would not give her up. They would threaten us with guns and knives with poison on them. In the end it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry going in there and demanding that they hand over Pony. It was filmed by a local television crew and in the background of the film when we are unchaining Pony you can hear the madam crying hysterically, screaming, “They are taking my baby, you can’t do this!” There is no law enforcement in Indonesia so these people didn’t face any sentence or anything for what they had done.




There are some sick b@stards in this world

She's the next challenge on 'i'm a celebrity get me out of here'