maypaxvobiscum wrote:Judge gets a point for #2
Saint for #3
both Judge and Saint for #5 as i noticed both had been edited and i didnt know which came first. so being fair and equal, i give you both a point
andy_g wrote:maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) Im knitted with love hatred passion depression gifted feelings sober and colors. My seams rip easily so dont breathe on me too hard. When drenched in rum like Im usually am I laugh and excite and clap but when ticked off I make you bounce away and release sweat glands. I live in a darkened shed ordered by neighbors to stay silent and just flow with my stream what am I?
me
s@int wrote:6) What is the lifelong ambition of every living blonde?
To avoid sleeping with Judge
maypaxvobiscum wrote:4) This can make your head spin
thinking this way or that
this can make you wonder,
but relaxation can help you combat
this is an annoying emotional state
that can make you feel like a big dingbat
but once you get your head together
you'll feel clearer that's for sure
it's not a sickness, or an ailment,
or anything that needs a cure
6) What is the lifelong ambition of every living blonde?
7) Why did the blonde have so much difficulty writing the number eleven?
8) Why is it good to have a blonde in the passenger seat?
Judge wrote:8 so you can park in a disabled parking zone
enough with the joke riddles maypax
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