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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:49 am

>>
>> Sadly, Tony was born without ears, and though he proved to be
> successful
>> in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.   One day he needed to
> hire
>> a
>> new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.
>>
>> The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was
> very
>> interesting, but at the end of the interview, Tony asked him, "Do you
>> notice anything different about me?"  "Why, yes, I couldn't help but
>> notice
> that
>> you have no ears," came the reply.  Tony did not appreciate his
> honesty
>> and
>> threw him out of the office.
>>
>> The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
> the
>> first guy. But he asked her the same question: Do you notice anything
>> different about me?"
>>
>> "Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."  Tony again got upset
> and
>> chucked her out in a rage.  The third and final interviewee was the
> best
>> of
>> the bunch. He was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was
>> smart, he was handsome and he seemed to be a better businessman than
>> the
> first
>> two
>> put together. Tony was anxious, but went ahead and asked the  young
> man
>> the
>> same question:
>>
>> "Do you notice anything different about me?"   Much to his surprise,
> the
>> young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact   lenses, don't you?" Tony
> was
>> shocked and realised this was an incredibly observant person.  "How in
> the
>> world did you know that?", he asked.
>>
>> The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied,
> "Well,
>> it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f**king ears!!"


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Postby Judge » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:52 am

very good dawson :D

are you cut and pasting from your email account?? or is it just a friday thing with you :;):  :p
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Postby dawson99 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:54 am

bit of both mate, just in a friday jovial mood mate.

and why not, why not?

no reason why not, thats why
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Postby Judge » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:02 am

you should be renamed the RIDDLER :D
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Postby Woollyback » Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:12 am

dawsonio comes up trumps again :buttrock  crunchie time.... :O
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Postby LFC #1 » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:48 pm

how could he hear the interviewee's response if he had no ears? :D
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Postby dward » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:48 pm

nice one :D :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:49 pm

LFC #1 wrote:how could he hear the interviewee's response if he had no ears? :D

cause it was only the pinna's that were missing, not the EAM. God what do they teach at school nowadays  :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Fri Nov 18, 2005 3:35 pm

More sex education than when I was at school!!!! No videos of naked ladies getting busy when I was at comprehensive!!!!! (There was one when I was at primary school, but I was too young to do anything but giggle!!!!!) :angry:
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Postby mitch22 » Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:43 pm

Snorted a line of curry powder last nite ....




fell into a korma  :rasp
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