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by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:05 am

ive never liked all that public bollox, my mate aklways getting rung up, told to leave the pub, poor lad, massive thumb on top of his head...lol

just have fun, :censored:

away, then when u get old do the mushy stuff..for now have fun

by **Roger Red Hat** » Wed May 18, 2005 9:13 am

yeah, fk 'em and chuck 'em - thats my motto!

Well, actually, she dumped me but hey ho!

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:02 am

Gotta true story for ya, maybe someone'll find it romantic.

3 years back I've been living with 4 mates during my studies. One night I went out with my bunch drinking.
Coming back home - 3 am.
Walking in - everything quiet - i think everyone's sleeping.
Had to cross one of two rooms to get to my room.
I've chosen the bad one.
I went in and saw 2 of my mates getting more to know eachother than I've ever wanted to see.

Final of the story - quickly moving out, because the atmosphere in the apartment got a bit strange.

Damn - that was the weirdest night of my life

by **Ciggy** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:37 am

Pablo_Escobar wrote:Gotta true story for ya, maybe someone'll find it romantic.

3 years back I've been living with 4 mates during my studies. One night I went out with my bunch drinking.
Coming back home - 3 am.
Walking in - everything quiet - i think everyone's sleeping.
Had to cross one of two rooms to get to my room.
I've chosen the bad one.
I went in and saw 2 of my mates getting more to know eachother than I've ever wanted to see.

Final of the story - quickly moving out, because the atmosphere in the apartment got a bit strange.

Damn - that was the weirdest night of my life

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 11:59 am

ok, romantic stories... involving mars bars and eventuall maltesers... can anyone see where this is going?

by **taff** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:48 pm

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:I hate romance its cr@p

Get round Woolly's gaff then, I gotta job for you

whats that blow
No honest it really gets on me nerves me ex done my head in he got lashed, nice enough fella but done me head in with wantin to hold hands in public , tryin to kiss me in public , and all the bull. that went with it, final straw 47 missed calls from him in 2 hours
i went off me head and told him to off

I think holding hands is sweet :love:

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:58 pm

Don't know if it's romantic. (probably better than my last post

)

5th year of studies.
Big 2 floor party.
Drank a lot of beer and vodka.
Some girl caught my attention, started speaking, gave me her number (can't say much more because i was wasted)
When I called her and decided to meet I wasn't sure if I'd recognize her (this shows how wasted I was) (but I did recognized her without any problem)
Been most happy man alive with her for about 2 years now, been living together for about a year, and it's been very good to me.

Conclusion : You can be very wasted and yet still find a love of your life

by **stmichael** » Wed May 18, 2005 12:59 pm

Pablo_Escobar wrote:Don't know if it's romantic. (probably better than my last post )

5th year of studies.
Big 2 floor party.
Drank a lot of beer and vodka.
Some girl caught my attention, started speaking, gave me her number (can't say much more because i was wasted)
When I called her and decided to meet I wasn't sure if I'd recognize her (this shows how wasted I was) (but I did recognized her without any problem)
Been most happy man alive with her for about 2 years now, been living together for about a year, and it's been very good to me.

Conclusion : You can be very wasted and yet still find a love of your life

can somebody hear a violin playing?

by **Pablo_Escobar** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:06 pm

Maybe violin, but it's a true story

by **hawkmoon269** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:29 pm

Lee J wrote:yeah, fk 'em and chuck 'em - thats my motto!

Well, actually, she dumped me but hey ho!

Was it because of your busted nose?

by **hawkmoon269** » Wed May 18, 2005 1:31 pm

stmichael wrote:
Pablo_Escobar wrote:Don't know if it's romantic. (probably better than my last post )

5th year of studies.
Big 2 floor party.
Drank a lot of beer and vodka.
Some girl caught my attention, started speaking, gave me her number (can't say much more because i was wasted)
When I called her and decided to meet I wasn't sure if I'd recognize her (this shows how wasted I was) (but I did recognized her without any problem)
Been most happy man alive with her for about 2 years now, been living together for about a year, and it's been very good to me.

Conclusion : You can be very wasted and yet still find a love of your life

can somebody hear a violin playing?

Ahhhhhhhh................that's just lovely........... :eyebrow

by **woof woof !** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:54 pm

Sharing a house with a couple of mates ,for some reason we had a wardrobe in the bathroom (don't ask

) Anyway on one of our party nights we (the lads ) took it it turns to hide in the bathroom / toilet wardrobe and eavesdrop on the girls who came in to use the loo (u know girls never go to the loo alone ) . So there I am on my turn and two girls come in,girl one sits down and is having the longest pee in the history of womankind whilst girl 2 is dancing from foot to foot as she is also bursting for a slash . Not being able to contain it any longer girl 2 says "Sod it I can't wait " drops her knickers and sits over the bath !!! At this point disgusted by girl 2's behaviour I leap out of the wardrobe exclaiming "Yer dirty Cow !!! " :laugh:

She gets the shock of her life , her ar'se muscles open involuntary and she takes a dump into the bath . :laugh:

What she did to me later to keep my mouth closed could be classed as romance.

by **Woollyback** » Wed May 18, 2005 2:57 pm

dirty bitch

by **dawson99** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:04 pm

woof woof ! wrote:Sharing a house with a couple of mates ,for some reason we had a wardrobe in the bathroom (don't ask ) Anyway on one of our party nights we (the lads ) took it it turns to hide in the bathroom / toilet wardrobe and eavesdrop on the girls who came in to use the loo (u know girls never go to the loo alone ) . So there I am on my turn and two girls come in,girl one sits down and is having the longest pee in the history of womankind whilst girl 2 is dancing from foot to foot as she is also bursting for a slash . Not being able to contain it any longer girl 2 says "Sod it I can't wait " drops her knickers and sits over the bath !!! At this point disgusted by girl 2's behaviour I leap out of the wardrobe exclaiming "Yer dirty Cow !!! " She gets the shock of her life , her ar'se muscles open involuntary and she takes a dump into the bath .
What she did to me later to keep my mouth closed could be classed as romance.

she used u like she used the bath?

id definately keep my mouth shut if that happened!!!!

by **woof woof !** » Wed May 18, 2005 3:32 pm

dawson99 wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Sharing a house with a couple of mates ,for some reason we had a wardrobe in the bathroom (don't ask ) Anyway on one of our party nights we (the lads ) took it it turns to hide in the bathroom / toilet wardrobe and eavesdrop on the girls who came in to use the loo (u know girls never go to the loo alone ) . So there I am on my turn and two girls come in,girl one sits down and is having the longest pee in the history of womankind whilst girl 2 is dancing from foot to foot as she is also bursting for a slash . Not being able to contain it any longer girl 2 says "Sod it I can't wait " drops her knickers and sits over the bath !!! At this point disgusted by girl 2's behaviour I leap out of the wardrobe exclaiming "Yer dirty Cow !!! " She gets the shock of her life , her ar'se muscles open involuntary and she takes a dump into the bath .
What she did to me later to keep my mouth closed could be classed as romance.

she used u like she used the bath?

id definately keep my mouth shut if that happened!!!!

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