Newkit social club! - Pick em

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Postby red37 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:27 pm

Pick a 'Newkit members 11' that would represent your ideal team to take on the nation...the world, the Cosmos even!  Either be it at football, a squad handpicked for warfare...or maybe a select band of drinking buddies for a Friday night sesh. Up to you. As controversial/biased as you like!   :)  Use whatever distinctions you like. Such and such as a Defensive Midfielder, or so and so as a Seargent Major etc...in whichever order of merit you wish.

We've had the 'What you look like' thread. 'What animal would you represent' etc.. Now its time for - 'Who would i like/trust on my side' topic. 

(It doesn't get any worse than this folks..don't worry!)  Footy is just around the corner - soon. Promise  :p
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:40 pm

manager - bigmick, cant see any arguaments with this one
Assistant manager - red37

GK:Lando Griffin, wont take any sh!t off anyone
LB: Andy G
RB: Bamaga Man
CB: Leej
CB:Leon
RW: Judge
LF: Saint
CM: Me!
CM:Jonnymac
ATT: red37
ATT: Dundalk

Subs: toffeehater, paulC, sabre, taff
physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton

(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)

Aww man, read it wrong, didnt see could be drinking buds...
woof, saint peewee and jonnymac. Leon, woolyback and toffeehater and dundalk and bamaga coming too! sweet. oh and andyg and leej... and the lasses of course, goes without saying.. but only when the lads are done chatting
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Postby account deleted by request » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:36 pm

GK- Badbob - he's good at stopping all the sh!t and with his knowledge of geography should be useful finding away grounds.

LB - Bamaga - tactically aware and with the help of his scientific calculator will know the score. May need a spell learning in the reserves first, or maybe just learning how to spell ?

CB - Woof - we need someone with a bit of bite at the back

CB - Leon - power, height and sheer physical presence should ensure no problems in defense

RB - Conn'ovar - calm, unflustered and cultured defender, but may have problems if the game gets too technical

LM Bigmick - Should supply options playing between the lines while rotating zonally with Bamaga

CM - Dawson - quick witted and good at passing things on, a good bet for midfield

CM - Lando - good communication skills mean he is also Captain of the team, also means he will probably  spend most of the time sat on the bench after communicating with the ref.

RM - Stu - need to see if he plays football as good as he talks it - end of.

ST - Stmichael - copies Torres goalscoring feats as we paste the opposition

ST - Dalglish - with a name like that how can we go wrong?


owner -peewee - we should be ok for money

manager -Ciggy - passionate and loyal, loves the team (hopefully including the coach)

coach - me

Youth developement - Joe Terp -as he seems to have a passionate interest in our young boys

press releases - Kharhaz 

Scout -Toffeehater - should keep us up to date on who's available

Sorry to everyone I missed out
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Postby Toffeehater » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:28 pm

dawson99 wrote:physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton

(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)

Well with the combined age of the phyiso's manily made up by nanny :D , the players would probably be dead by the time they get treatment
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Postby Judge » Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:25 pm

my 11 +1 would be for all out war

Me
peewee
lando
woof
number 9
jbg
dawson (medic)
AB (croatian influence just in case we need to implement genecide) lol
cardinal red
woollyback
oasis (hates everyone)
bigmick (as all army buddies need someone called big something or other)

this would be my dirty dozen :D

fu'ck those ive left out :angry:  :D
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Postby NANNY RED » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:19 pm

Toffeehater wrote:
dawson99 wrote:physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton

(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)

Well with the combined age of the phyiso's manily made up by nanny :D , the players would probably be dead by the time they get treatment

Your deffo looking for a smack :nod id keep them well fit thed find muscles they never new they could use :eyebrow
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Postby Toffeehater » Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:58 am

NANNY RED wrote:
Toffeehater wrote:
dawson99 wrote:physios: zara, nanny and cygs
Mascot - Manhatton

(missing people out will start all the aggro i can see)

Well with the combined age of the phyiso's manily made up by nanny :D , the players would probably be dead by the time they get treatment

Your deffo looking for a smack :nod id keep them well fit thed find muscles they never new they could use :eyebrow

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Postby ConnO'var » Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:24 am

My Liverpool All Reds Rugby XV Lions

Foolback - Me!
Winger - Dawson
Winger - metalhead
Inside Centre - red37
Outside Centre - Igor Zidane
Fly Half - BigMick
Scrum Half - s@int
Number 8 - LFC2007
Back Row - Bamaga Man
Back Row - Sabre
Flanker - Woollyback
Flanker - Woof Woof
Prop - Badbob
Prop - Ace Ventura
Hooker - Judge :;):

Owner : Peewee
Reserves : Andy_g, Bunglemark2, JamCar, GBJH, Nifty Neil, Dundalk, laza, Tofeehater

I like the idea of lady physio's though..... Nanny Red, shanks72
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Postby Sabre » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:46 pm

We have a lot of players and we can do a lot of teams

Scousester Rovers:

----------Leonmc--------
RedHayessi   Igor Zidane Ciggy  Nanny Red
---------SuperSub---------Dalglish
------------Jonnymac1979------------
Rafa Dodd----Adamnbarrett---Barry Belfast

It's a team full of passion and inconditional support for the Club and the city's values. They're all from Liverpool city (I think) except Dalglish, who's the only foreigner in the club but actually he has played for the team so many years he's just one more scouser.

The strikers are young but learning fast. The midfield is experienced and strong, while the Defence takes no shít. LeonMc, the captain of the team, is reported to frighten opposition strikers to the point that the strikers ask permission to shoot on goal.

When Barry Belfast was told by this journo he wasn't actually a scouser, he grabbed me against the wall and told me "he has as much passion as the next mate" and commanded the journo to write "he's an scouse from Belfast". "A scouser borns wherever he wants!!" he snapped.


Cliquenham United:

-----------  The Rock----------
Babu Peewee Judge----------Karhaz
--------------Saint--------------
Mikz-------Dawson99-----Shanks 72
-----------Bamaga Man-----

It's a team in which it's difficult to single out individual quality rather the main feature is the block. They play well packed together and they form a solid team. Helps in the covers, Alternated attacks from the wings, and a well formed Spine with Peewee (captain), Saint, Dawson99, and Bamaga man.

While several youngsters like Toffeehater are working hard to enter the team, it's a settled team with a lot of cohesion and will be hard to get a regular place in it.

Pundits Athletic

---------Bigmick--------------
Bad Bob----Scottbot---Redman in Wales---Rush Job
-----------John Craig---Stu The Red
--------------Joe Terp--LFC2007------
------------------Lando Griffin----



With a 0-11-0 system this team is all about posession. They're crowded with quality but there are cohesion problems as  Stu The Reds tends to get the ball from his own team mates to make his own play, he often tends to leave his team with 10 men aswell.

Bigmick started up as a midfielder but ended up as a keeper "It's the only position I see consistency and not choping and changing" he said. "I'm used to it now, it's fine. Should we keep the team unchanged it doesn't really matter I'm the keeper, we shall win the league" he added.

The team has so much quality and footie knowledge that sometimes they start debating in the middle of the pitch and the opposition scores a goal. It's understood LFC2007 and Bigmick have developed a communication system based on winks.

Joe Terp the new american acquisition of the team is learning fast "An inner force I have pushes me to try out a 3-6-1 Ultra attacking system but my team mates won't hear me, they want 4 at the back. All in all I'm happy".



Newkit Internazionale

-----------------Sabre--------------
Metalhead---Joko---Ariahzmad---Ruskii playmaker
------------------Zarababe-----------
Andy G----------Radun5-----------Heimdall
--------------Liverpool Mad man----


Andy G, scouser in birth insisted to play in the international squad "I'm all international" he said. Liverpool mad man just said "Cisse must start"

While reports suggest Zarababe has brittish passport, she claims "No, I'm argie".


Simply Red Rovers

--------------Taff----------

Ace Ventura----Bav London-----The Ace 1982-----Conn'o'var

-----------Woollyback-------

Emerald Red----Dundalk----Imsmewalaamb (I never get right that nick name sp?)

-------------------Red37

Rotation players: JBG,Jam Car, Bunglemark, Lee J, Hawkmoon,St Michael, Woof, AB, etc, etc

This is the regular team in newkit. They don't play as much minutes as others (that is they're not as boring as us), and have a veeery deep squad that rotates often (too many in the squad to mention). There's not a starting eleven as such.


:D


Refferees: St Michael: He doesn't care about the pressure of the media .

The Manhattan Project: His sources make it unnecessary any technology to get right the off sides.
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Postby Bad Bob » Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:01 pm

Sabre wrote:It's understood LFC2007 and Bigmick have developed a communication system based on winks.

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Postby taff » Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:11 pm

I would have Stu the Red and Dom and Roberts and Cheesecakery with Leon as manager.

Training would be lock them in a room and throw a drunken Leon armed to the teeth in, whoever is left chuck em on the pitch
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Postby Judge » Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:51 am

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Postby jkop » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:19 am

Well as i was not selected im just happy to watch.... :D
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Postby jkop » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:19 am

Double post.
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Postby lakes10 » Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:56 am

Anger management 11

bigmick

Heimdall

Jonnymac1979

AB

Stu The Red

Peewee

The Rock

Judge

s@int

NANNY RED

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