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Postby 112-1077774096 » Thu Feb 23, 2006 2:55 am

i think jose is now up there with Roberts for general fruitcakery, this is from football365, i thing the word hypocrisy springs to mind


Jose Mourinho has launched a bizarre rant on and against Sky Sports following Chelski’s controversial 2-1 defeat to Barcelona which left their Champions League dream in tatters.

Incensed by Assier Del Horno’s ridiculously harsh dismissal in the first half for a messy, rather than malicious, tackle on the aptly-named Messi, the Chelski boss suggested that the television station should lead a campaign for the tie to be replayed.

Interrupting interviewer Geoff Shreeves even before he had been asked a question, Mourinho demanded:  “Are you going to show that [Del Horno's sending off] 200 times each day and try to persuade UEFA to repeat the game? Because the game should be eleven against eleven and try to persuade UEFA that [there should be] no suspension for Del Horno?”

Apparently still fuming that the station repeatedly aired Michael Essien's horror tackle on Liverpool's Dietmar Hamann in the group stages, and that Essien was later punished by UEFA, Mourinho continued to ask: “Can you do this for us?  In the same way that you did with Essien against Liverpool?”

“I hope you can be fair. I hope you can be at the level of prestige that a big channel like Sky is and you can do this for us.”

With his side reduced to ten men with barely 40 minutes of the tie played, Mourinho refused to discuss the rest of the match.

“I do not think we can speak about the game because the game is not a game. I don’t have the English words for that...it was a pure game until the sending off. After that it was not a pure game.”

In the build-up to the tie, Mourinho had reportedly warned his players of Barca’s propensity for ‘dirty tricks’ and accused youngster Messi of duping the referee in a bid to have Del Horno dismissed.

“Of course it is not a red card. The kid is not just a very good football player - the way he jumps, he provokes the contact with Del Horno and because of that the referee gave a red card.  The boy, when he sees him come, jumps on him, and after that is rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.”




can anyone else spot the hypocricy 
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:13 am

How could he become a bigger w*nker than he is already? Not even Sh*tski fans could find this jumped-up little b*stard funny or interesting anymore.
He is a bain of football. He is like a one man plague, endlessly reaching to infect some innocent bystander.

I saw the tackle. It was a red card. Had Deli Hornus actually made contact with the ball, it's a booking. He didn't. It's a f*cking red.

THEN the little cheating scrubber has the f*cking CHEEK to fall over and pretend to be injured!!!!! What a f*cking dirty TW*T!


Moris - you f*cking spanner - let this be a lesson to you, you f*cking disgraceful excuse for a sheet of soiled toilet paper:

You f*ck with people - you f*cking LOSE, b*stard.

LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE. YOU F*CKING WORTHLESS PILE OF SH*T. YOU F*CKING JACKASS-RAPING PENIS PIMPLE.


YOU ARE F*CKING FINISHED, YOU PIECE OF DECOMPOSING DONKEY SH*T. YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. YOU ARE A NOTHING, A NOBODY, A BLOB OF SPIT FLOATING IN THE UN-FLUSHED SH*TTER OF LIFE.





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Postby babu » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:45 am

Unbelieveable.
Jose will never see the hyprocisy, in my opinion. He will never figure out why he is despised by  football lovers. I reckon he will only get worse.

good manager though.
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Postby laza » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:51 am

So much money so much talent but absolutely no class
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Postby darwisigila » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:01 am

im not suprised.......jose is master of no class
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Postby woof woof ! » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:50 am

Saw the interview PeeWee , couldn't stop laughing ,loved every minute of it , Jose appears to have lost the plot completely.  :laugh:  .

What some have seen as a self obsessed humorous eccentric is revealed once again to be an ungracious dangerously paranoid emotionally juvenile hypocrit.

I f'ucking love it . :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:06 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:How could he become a bigger w*nker than he is already? Not even Sh*tski fans could find this jumped-up little b*stard funny or interesting anymore.
He is a bain of football. He is like a one man plague, endlessly reaching to infect some innocent bystander.

I saw the tackle. It was a red card. Had Deli Hornus actually made contact with the ball, it's a booking. He didn't. It's a f*cking red.

THEN the little cheating scrubber has the f*cking CHEEK to fall over and pretend to be injured!!!!! What a f*cking dirty TW*T!


Moris - you f*cking spanner - let this be a lesson to you, you f*cking disgraceful excuse for a sheet of soiled toilet paper:

You f*ck with people - you f*cking LOSE, b*stard.

LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE LOSE. YOU F*CKING WORTHLESS PILE OF SH*T. YOU F*CKING JACKASS-RAPING PENIS PIMPLE.


YOU ARE F*CKING FINISHED, YOU PIECE OF DECOMPOSING DONKEY SH*T. YOU'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. YOU ARE A NOTHING, A NOBODY, A BLOB OF SPIT FLOATING IN THE UN-FLUSHED SH*TTER OF LIFE.





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:D  Dont sit on the fence Lando, say what you mean  :laugh:  :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:28 am

pmsl :D
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Postby JBG » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:43 am

I've seen it all now.

Del Horno was going around like a mule last night, kicking everything that moved. The ref was 100% justified in sending him off, IMHO. Messi was actually jumping out of the way to avoid a haymaker from Del Horno. What the hell was Del Horno doing kicking wildly anyway way out at the corner flag? Sure, Messi made a meal of it but Jose seems to be forgetting that Del Horno pulled the usual cowards "I'm really injured so as to avoid a booking" routine which was frankly hilarious and makes Mourinho appear cartoonish and ridiculous.

Anyway, rich talking about Messi when you consider what Robben did to Reina.

You cannot have any sympathy for Chelsea. Del Horno was legitimately sent off for reckless and violent play and Chelsea were completely outplayed by Barcelona.
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Postby Mikz » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:49 am

:no And now theyll use this as an excuse . Did anyone see that cu.nt Drogba leaving the pitch with Eto and STILL crying on inferring they were cheated---SOUR GRAPES!!
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Postby JBG » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:52 am

Chelsea won't be winning the Champions League again this year and they absolutely hate that. :laugh:
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Postby Sabre » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:54 am

In Spain this morning Pro Madrid and Pro Barcelona press agree to mock that idiot. They agree with very few things, I bet you :D

Excuse me, but the theater fact doesn't hide the fact it was a red card. But the blatant and the nasty one, was the first one. He touched one ball, and then deliberately left his foot TOO LONG to hit's Messi's knee, one of the most nasty fouls I've seen this season. (edited, A throw in for shítski was awarded). Del Horno, is a simply good player that was outplayed by a top class player and he lost his mind. Correctly sent off.

Mourinho can say whatever he wants. Last year he talked about his defeat against us, about it was a goal or not, this year will talk about refs, but Shítski fans cannot be dumb forever, if they couldn't get it last year, they'll get it this one, Shitski has lost indecent amounts of money, and their European performance is awful. I think Mourinho is digging his own grave, and when we see him in a not so good team, we'll see his real coaching ability.

That, if some team wants him, I bet his head thinks he's the most valued coach and teams will pay lots of money for him :D then he'll pregressively will diminish his demands to end up in Derby county or something. Mourinho, your bubble is bursting. :D
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Postby Judge » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:25 am

JBG wrote:Chelsea won't be winning the Champions League again this year and they absolutely hate that. :laugh:

what do you mean AGAIN, theyve NEVER won it  :D
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Postby anfieldadorer » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:41 am

this del porno, i mean del homo, i mean del horny, whatever his name is, commited a completely harm misconduct and nothing to do with the game and annihilated the opponent's clear opportunity to create a goal. absofuckinlutely a red card. :angry:
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Postby Ciggy » Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:31 am

JBG wrote:I've seen it all now.

Del Horno was going around like a mule last night, kicking everything that moved. The ref was 100% justified in sending him off, IMHO. Messi was actually jumping out of the way to avoid a haymaker from Del Horno. What the hell was Del Horno doing kicking wildly anyway way out at the corner flag? Sure, Messi made a meal of it but Jose seems to be forgetting that Del Horno pulled the usual cowards "I'm really injured so as to avoid a booking" routine which was frankly hilarious and makes Mourinho appear cartoonish and ridiculous.

Anyway, rich talking about Messi when you consider what Robben did to Reina.

You cannot have any sympathy for Chelsea. Del Horno was legitimately sent off for reckless and violent play and Chelsea were completely outplayed by Barcelona.

Yer Del Horno sly glance at the ref then rolling round like he had broken his legs, then runs off like a two year old :D
Cheatin b@stards so great them getting beat and getting a taste of their own medicine.
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