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Postby Paul C » Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:35 pm

Anyone hear this guy on Radio 1 (Scott Mills show), he's a true legend  :bowdown
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Postby andy_g » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:04 pm

couldn't this have gone in the existing john saltage thread?
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Postby woof woof ! » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:31 pm

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Postby Woollyback » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:56 pm

there was something else on scott mills' show about someone who couldn't be a*sed going downstairs to get a glass of water so she drunk the water out of her hot water bottle

i tried this in a hungover stupour once but it just didn't seem to work at all, it had no effect on my dehydration whatsoever, although i think this might have something to do with the fact i don't actually own a hot water bottle
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Postby Paul C » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:57 pm

If I knew their was one yeah, I scanned the general chat section but didn't see one, I appologise Andy and won't let it happen again :;):
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Postby Paul C » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:58 pm

Woollyback wrote:there was something else on scott mills' show about someone who couldn't be a*sed going downstairs to get a glass of water so she drunk the water out of her hot water bottle

i tried this in a hungover stupour once but it just didn't seem to work at all, it had no effect on my dehydration whatsoever, although i think this might have something to do with the fact i don't actually own a hot water bottle

So what was the warm liquid you drank  :oh:
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Postby Woollyback » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:00 pm

Paul C wrote:
Woollyback wrote:there was something else on scott mills' show about someone who couldn't be a*sed going downstairs to get a glass of water so she drunk the water out of her hot water bottle

i tried this in a hungover stupour once but it just didn't seem to work at all, it had no effect on my dehydration whatsoever, although i think this might have something to do with the fact i don't actually own a hot water bottle

So what was the warm liquid you drank  :oh:

a hot toddy i think it was, no wonder it did feck all for my hangover :D
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Postby neil » Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:25 pm

Woollyback wrote:there was something else on scott mills' show about someone who couldn't be a*sed going downstairs to get a glass of water so she drunk the water out of her hot water bottle

i tried this in a hungover stupour once but it just didn't seem to work at all, it had no effect on my dehydration whatsoever, although i think this might have something to do with the fact i don't actually own a hot water bottle

I was in bed this morning when the baby awakes and starts saying "dodi dodi dodi" you see her dummy was missing, so the missus groans, roots round and finds the 'dodi' and gives it our daughter, the missus settles back down but then we hear "drink drink drink" to which the other half is'nt too impressed with, "Jesus wept" she says, I open my eyes and spot the baby's juice bottle on the bedside drawers within arms reach, I had a drop of claret last night and decided there was an opportunity to wet the pallet and pacify offspring and spouse, result! took a large swig and passed it to the missus and said "here y'are" to which she said "she can't have that, its been under the bed for months". I ran to the bog and huey'd for England.
Been expecting f.eckin typhoid all day.
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Nov 29, 2005 7:40 am

neil wrote:Been expecting f.eckin typhoid all day.

:laugh:  The joys of parenthood.
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Postby Judge » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:03 am

Paul C wrote:Anyone hear this guy on Radio 1 (Scott Mills show), he's a true legend  :bowdown

danger danger john saltage  :D
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Postby 82-1074641017 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:13 pm

John Saltage :D
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Postby mighty mo » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:49 pm

DANGER!!!! DANGER!!!!!! JOHN SALTAGE IS A LEGEND!
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