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by **andy_g** » Sat May 10, 2008 7:19 pm

can't help but think that's mostly not funny and kind of nasty myself. "punch you girlfriend, its a laugh"

or maybe i'm just a boring old furt with no sense of humour.

by **Bad Bob** » Sat May 10, 2008 9:56 pm

andy_g wrote:can't help but think that's mostly not funny and kind of nasty myself. "punch you girlfriend, its a laugh"

or maybe i'm just a boring old furt with no sense of humour.

I guess that makes two of us, Andy. Joe's comment made me laugh, though.

by **NANNY RED** » Sat May 10, 2008 10:15 pm

Understanding Men - Treat Your Man Like A Dog And Get Undying Devotion
!
.Ever had a new puppy? It’s a tough business getting the best out of your dog so that you both enjoy and love each other. Building that bond of trust and trustworthiness needs work! Understanding puppies is much the same as understanding men.

If you let your new dog run free with no thought of discipline or training, there will be poop and puddles all over the house. He will be found humping anything available without a care in the world and he’ll run away without casting a glance over his shoulder. You’ll most probably fine him happily begging for food and attention in the nearest comfortable, inviting abode,

If you train your dog properly, he’ll learn where he can relieve himself and where he cannot. He will know that he can’t run around where and with whom he pleases. He will learn not to bite the hand that feeds him.

If you go about your training in the right way, with firmness but with plenty of rewards for good behaviour, your dog will become obedient, loving, loyal and your best friend.

The bond between owner and dog is one of trust.

get a collar, a lead and a pocket of guy treats and go out and train yourself a man.

Now thats what im talking about

HEEL BOY, AND BEG
:nod

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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Mon May 12, 2008 8:21 am

nice read

we all learn something new each day

by **Dundalk** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:50 pm

dawson99 wrote:the chance of me dating someone who has the iq to both read and use a pc is unlikely

by **Gerrard30391** » Wed May 14, 2008 12:57 pm

Pure class:D

by **Owzat** » Wed May 14, 2008 5:49 pm

s@int wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:I'd like to read the female variant.

So would I, but its highly doubtful that a woman would have the brains or sense of humour to write something as good as that.

Oh they do, they simply keep it out of the sight of men.

by **Kharhaz** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:13 pm

If you go about your training in the right way, with firmness but with plenty of rewards for good behaviour, your dog will become obedient, loving, loyal and your best friend.

The rewards being the b!tch stops yapping !

by **NANNY RED** » Wed May 14, 2008 10:30 pm

Kharhaz wrote:
If you go about your training in the right way, with firmness but with plenty of rewards for good behaviour, your dog will become obedient, loving, loyal and your best friend.

The rewards being the b!tch stops yapping !

Card well and truley marked

by **Kharhaz** » Wed May 14, 2008 11:33 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
If you go about your training in the right way, with firmness but with plenty of rewards for good behaviour, your dog will become obedient, loving, loyal and your best friend.

The rewards being the b!tch stops yapping !

Card well and truley marked

I blame my parents for this attitude...not my missus as she would slap me silly !

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