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by **dawson99** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:52 am

hey all, this is just soemthing i had to share that happened to me, any other stories of morals?

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed ! my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this
story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

by **Woollyback** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 9:57 am

by **Leonmc0708** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:18 am

QUALITY

by **112-1077774096** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:36 am

by **LFC #1** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 10:43 am

can't believe that is true, but quality anyway.

by **106-1093504160** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 11:14 am

quality dawson

i bet it was hard for you

nonetheless, honest and integrity

by **anfieldadorer** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:16 pm

i'd cry and hug you too if you were here

nice one, dawson! :laugh:

by **dawson99** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:37 am

it happened!

by **stmichael** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:17 am

dawson99 wrote:hey all, this is just soemthing i had to share that happened to me, any other stories of morals?

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way,
my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore
tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little
sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome
and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed ! my life to her
sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the
house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this
story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

lol

by **greenred** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:43 pm

great story.bollox,but great story

by **dawson99** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:54 pm

greenred wrote:great story.bollox,but great story

by **Dom1** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:59 am

hahaha , funny as f*ck dawson

by **Dom1** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:02 am

but...

im gonna sound like a mug sayin this...

...but was it really true?

by **dawson99** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:02 am

from someon as highly ordained as u i take that as a compliment kid sir

by **Dom1** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:04 am

if u like!

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