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by **HOMELEIGHKOP** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 11:52 pm

tj u sound a dick with out the head

by **Dom1** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:14 am

HE IS A BALDY FANNY a#se!!

DOM1

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:24 pm

I s##t you not, there was a player in season 1985-86 who played for Newcastle United called Joe Allon who scared the s##t out of me. He was in the same league as Gascoigne, Beardsley etc and not because he played for the same team........in fact I would say he was uglier than Beardsley.

I can't find a picture of him anywhere to prove it to you all though......

This is who i'm talking about: Click Here for Joe Allon

Shame I can't find a picture.

Quote from Partizanmedia.com

And who could forget the undisputed ugliest forward line in history namely the Newcastle United 1985 effort of Peter Beardsley, Joe Allon and George O'Reilly?

I found a little picture of him on Page 3 of this link. But believe me, he was absolutely hideous when he was 18 - 19.

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:26 pm

Nevermind, this cheered me up.

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 6:14 pm

Rory Delap of Southampton.

by **Stan Laurel** » Sun Mar 28, 2004 7:01 pm

Peter Reid the Massive ear!

Martin Keown, he's from the Planet of the Ape!!!

Luke Chadwick the ugly fcuker!!!

by **greenred** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 12:54 pm

jonnymac1979 wrote:Rory Delap of Southampton.

Good God he is ugly.Good goal Saturday though.

by **Woollyback** » Mon Mar 29, 2004 7:33 pm

Quasimodo asks Esmerelda if he is the ugliest of them all, she replies that she can't answer that and that he'd have to go upstairs and ask the mirror on the wall.

5 minutes pass, then down comes Quasi with a confused expression on his hideous face. "What's the matter, could you not find the mirror?" asks Esmerelda to which Quasi replies "I found the mirror alright but who the f##k's Ian Dowie?!

by **Fowler_E7** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 2:45 pm

Luke chadwick the ugliest living thing on the planet, actually just the ugliest thing full stop. straw hair, buck teeth, skinny legs and spots it cant get much worse! i dont think man u sold him, i think the FA banished him to the lower leagues so the tv cameras cant see him

by **jonnymac1979** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:20 pm

Phil Neal was ugly wasn't he?

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:35 pm

The ugliest player currently in the premiership ,has to be Birminghams Stan Lazaridus his face is F**KING MASSIVE ,IM WONDERING IS THAT FAT HEADED FU*KER JOE ROYAL HIS DAD

by **ROBtheRED** » Fri May 07, 2004 6:28 pm

by **Leonmc0708** » Sun May 09, 2004 8:55 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:The ugliest player currently in the premiership ,has to be Birminghams Stan Lazaridus his face is F**KING MASSIVE ,IM WONDERING IS THAT FAT HEADED FU*KER JOE ROYAL HIS DAD

I was wondering where the f##k is your neck Mr Lazaridis?

by **maclad** » Mon May 10, 2004 9:30 am

I didn't realise Stan Lazaridus was in this forum.

Stan I'm sorry you're so ugly. If it's any consolation peewee is your double

by **112-1077774096** » Fri May 14, 2004 5:42 am

hey maclad, i have a small head, just a fat face

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