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by **JBG** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:58 pm

Last week while I was otherwise enjoying watching Porto knocking the scum out of Europe, my brain turned to mush and treacle started oozing out of my ears and eyes as the UEFA match camera director kept insisting on having nasty close ups of the Neville brothers.

I mean this dude must have been a Pool or Gunners fan as why else would he constantly show these muts' mugs live in TV that was being broadcast globably? Was he trying to scar potential ManUre fans in Thailand and China for life by showing them the ugly face of English football.

Like a bad Meatloaf song, I can't possibly get the image of those two hideous swamp monsters out of my mind and I have been having nightmares all week over who exactly is the uglier of the two?

My choice is Phil.

Don't get me wrong, Gary is a sick looking mother f##ker, but there is something especially disturbing about Phil which screams "I give handjobs to Highland Terriers because me missus is too frightened to ***** me". I mean, where does that guys chin start and his cheekbones end?

(Supersub.....I know this is probably defamatory but leave it up for a while...)

by **stmichael** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:21 pm

phil wins it. i had to toss a coin though!!!

they are the chuckle brothers in every day. i can just see them when they were young passing to each other saying "to me to you!"

by **supersub** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:03 pm

No worries,I actually believe it's a worthwhile thread and needs to be discussed and debated without prejudice.I think Phil pips it,but god the parents must have been traumatised at their births,or are they modern day creations of Dr.Frankenstein....or maybe Dr. Moreau?

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:53 pm

Wow, my new favourite thread on this site!!!

Lately, i've been doing a bit of research on web design, and I might actually dedicate my time one day to making a website, on just how ugly this man is!!!

Can you guess who I voted for?

by **jonnymac1979** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:55 pm

BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!! GET ON TO THIS PAGE I'VE JUST FOUND!!!! THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS MADE!!!!!!!!!!!

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by **greenred** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:40 pm

I blame the father,Neville Neville.The man has never been seen in public before so this is a rare photo.

by **Supermarius** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 10:57 pm

swamp monsters ...chuckle brothers.... J.Macs page :laugh:

this is the best post ive ever seen on here :laugh:

by **B.IG Ben** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:19 am

LEAVE ME ALONE!... "supersub" u see how Jonneymac1979 is getting on my nerves. He thinks that he is smarter than me. He always starts but I'm going to ignore his remarks from now on

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 3:54 am

hahaha

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 1:55 pm

B.IG Ben wrote:LEAVE ME ALONE!... "supersub" u see how Jonneymac1979 is getting on my nerves. He thinks that he is smarter than me. He always starts but I'm going to ignore his remarks from now on

Aaahhhh, can't take it anymore? Maybe you should leave.

Don't cry now B.IG BEN, it's too late after the way you have spoken to people on here calling everybody racist xenophobes. You got what you deserved by being banned.

Ignore me if you don't like me. Don't turn this thread into another abuse-fest, I could do with this one not being deleted. I hate Gary Neville more than I hate you.

by **Owens** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 8:07 pm

Come on.....I don't think Phil is uglier than Jonneymac1979
He's a handsome lad.

I can't stand Gary the "Headbutt dude" but I don't hate him

by **jonnymac1979** » Wed Mar 17, 2004 10:12 pm

Come on.....I don't think Phil is uglier than Jonneymac1979

Hideous

by **Dom1** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:53 pm

nice topic.

i'd say phil, cos he has a wonky face!!

by **82-1074641017** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 12:49 am

Gareth off the Office looks like sex on legs compared to those ugly Neville brother c#nts

Roberts

by **Coley** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 9:24 pm

Defo the funniest thread i've read on here since i started a few months ago. Nice one.

Phil wins. Looks like quasimodo. Ugly f##ker.

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