Personally, I think the little b*stard could manage a small bundle, but I have included a few (such as the twig) for the wackier members (you know who you are)!
Your thoughts, Ladies and poofters...
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Poor little Woody the Woodchuck was chucking his wood, minding his own business, when a large Otter had an epileptic fit. Seeing this, Woody swooped from his tree and tried to save the Otter (who's name was Oscar, for those of you who care). He tried and he tried, he tugged and he lugged, but no matter how hard he fought, the urge to chuck was too strong, and he threw poor Oscar to his death down a ravine, barely 3 yards away.
Woody felt so ashamed, he stood atop the ravine, and chucked himself off.
However - he was a bird, so he was OK.....
...Until he landed and a Crocodile called Carl ate him for being such a little sh*t.