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Woollyback wrote:Is there a head wing or a forewind?

as i just pointed out, woolly, it has no wings as its not a bird.

andy_g wrote:

this is what a woodchuck looks like, which is weird because i always thought it was a bird.

take a look at the arms, they're very short which is going to have an effect on the amount of wood it can chuck. the problem is that with limited muscle leverage and follow through it won't be able to chuck the wood very far. therefore after a certain amount of time a pile of wood will grow in front of it preventing it from throwing anymore wood in that direction. it can now turn a little and carry on throwing wood in a new direction, say... 15 degrees to the left, to form a new pile and keep on in this manner until it is completely surrounded by wood. at this point it will have to stop chucking wood because it will have run out of places to chuck it to. of course, if there is a way of lifting the woodchuck out of its chucked wood it may be able to carry on chucking wood for some time from a new spot. but i would guess that by now the woodchuck would be tired, bored and more than a little grumpy - definitely not the ideal state of mind for effective wood chucking.

you can see that this particular woodchuck has completely f.ucked it up by attempting to throw too large a piece at first having already scattered a few timbers around in a disorganised manner. it now has nowhere to go.


******.hole

thats a class bit of research mate. 

another question for you:

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers,
a pack of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled peppers,
where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

andy_g wrote:

this is what a woodchuck looks like, which is weird because i always thought it was a bird.

take a look at the arms, they're very short which is going to have an effect on the amount of wood it can chuck. the problem is that with limited muscle leverage and follow through it won't be able to chuck the wood very far. therefore after a certain amount of time a pile of wood will grow in front of it preventing it from throwing anymore wood in that direction. it can now turn a little and carry on throwing wood in a new direction, say... 15 degrees to the left, to form a new pile and keep on in this manner until it is completely surrounded by wood. at this point it will have to stop chucking wood because it will have run out of places to chuck it to. of course, if there is a way of lifting the woodchuck out of its chucked wood it may be able to carry on chucking wood for some time from a new spot. but i would guess that by now the woodchuck would be tired, bored and more than a little grumpy - definitely not the ideal state of mind for effective wood chucking.

you can see that this particular woodchuck has completely f.ucked it up by attempting to throw too large a piece at first having already scattered a few timbers around in a disorganised manner. it now has nowhere to go.


******.hole

brilliant work, well done   

andy_g wrote:

this is what a woodchuck looks like, which is weird because i always thought it was a bird.

take a look at the arms, they're very short which is going to have an effect on the amount of wood it can chuck. the problem is that with limited muscle leverage and follow through it won't be able to chuck the wood very far. therefore after a certain amount of time a pile of wood will grow in front of it preventing it from throwing anymore wood in that direction. it can now turn a little and carry on throwing wood in a new direction, say... 15 degrees to the left, to form a new pile and keep on in this manner until it is completely surrounded by wood. at this point it will have to stop chucking wood because it will have run out of places to chuck it to. of course, if there is a way of lifting the woodchuck out of its chucked wood it may be able to carry on chucking wood for some time from a new spot. but i would guess that by now the woodchuck would be tired, bored and more than a little grumpy - definitely not the ideal state of mind for effective wood chucking.

you can see that this particular woodchuck has completely f.ucked it up by attempting to throw too large a piece at first having already scattered a few timbers around in a disorganised manner. it now has nowhere to go.


******.hole

Hold on !
How big exactly is that woodchuck ,it looks to me as though it's resting on a match stick . If thats the case it makes the original question immaterial as the woodchuck instead of chucking wood clearly prefers to set fire to entire tracts of virgin forest , cremating in the process not only it's fellow forest dwellers but also picnickers, hikers , forest rangers and film crews from the national geographic channel. Surely the question should be "Woodchucks are they Dangerous ? "