How much wood would a woodchuck chuck - If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck - If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A twig
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A small bundle
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A 6' length of 2"x4"
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A Wardrobe, including 6 dresses and a bottle of Brut
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A Bedside cabinet, complete with handles and hinges
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A penis
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Several logs and a packet of chippings
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A whole log cabin
1
100%
The snapped handle from a workmans shovel
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A toybox full of junk.
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Total votes : 1

Postby Lando_Griffin » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:39 am

Personally, I think the little b*stard could manage a small bundle, but I have included a few (such as the twig) for the wackier members (you know who you are)!  :D


Your thoughts, Ladies and poofters...  :D
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Postby babu » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:15 am

Lando you shameless spammer. :angry:

If that wasn't bad enough, I am pretty sure this poll has already been done.

ok ook I'll play, what is the question again? :p
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Postby laza » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:46 am

Somebody hit him with a plank.........................................hard
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:48 am

ye babu, i asked this question once, i think lando is trying to up his post count with shameless plagirism


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Postby babu » Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:34 pm

what Lando up his post count with shameless topics and needless replies? yeah ur probably right peewee.

of course i am above such things.
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Postby 112-1077774096 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:47 pm

so am i babu, under no circumstances would i write a pointless reply to your previous post
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Postby The Ace1983 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:27 pm

lots.
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Postby hawkmoon269 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:06 pm

Are you sure?  I heard it was a trick question, the woodchuck being referred to in the question, was killed last week in a freek accident
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:18 am

....Hawkmoon wins.

It was indeed a tragic case:

Poor little Woody the Woodchuck was chucking his wood, minding his own business, when a large Otter had an epileptic fit.
Seeing this, Woody swooped from his tree and tried to save the Otter (who's name was Oscar, for those of you who care). He tried and he tried, he tugged and he lugged, but no matter how hard he fought, the urge to chuck was too strong, and he threw poor Oscar to his death down a ravine, barely 3 yards away.

Woody felt so ashamed, he stood atop the ravine, and chucked himself off.

However - he was a bird, so he was OK.....


...Until he landed and a Crocodile called Carl ate him for being such a little sh*t.


The end. :D
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