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by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:01 pm

Stopped off for lunch at a Michelin Star French restaurant. Jamie&Stevie had egg & chips. Agger had to eat standing up, his backs gone again
:laugh:

by **NANNY RED** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:25 pm

absolutly cryin :laugh:

Someones clogged the toilet up. Rafa has a guilty look. Must have been his beer poo earlier on. Stevie says he saw Dirk sniffing the seat

Toilets humming. Sammy was about to use the air freshener, Soto stopped him - 'it is a pure and manly smell that must not be tampered with'.

by **GRAHAM01** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:34 pm

that is fecking great ha pi*sing myself here

by **7_Kewell** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:53 pm

Meanwhile, over at Big Sam's...

"It went sour when I ripped open the parcel she delivered with my teeth, and some stool softener I'd ordered from the internet fell out. She went red then left quickly. Said she had to finish her route. Looks like Big Sam messed up an opportunity to have a go at her route too."

:laugh:

by **7_Kewell** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:55 pm

and another

"Can't sit and relive old memories, though. I'm a man of the future. And my immediate future is a box of Maltesers and a W*nk in the garden. "

by **burnsybhoy** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:31 am

hi lads,i cant start a new thread so i have to let you know here,we celtic fans have started a campain to have ynwa at the no 1 spot in this weekend charts to stop rangers and millwall fans doing it with simply the best,we have got ynwa from no 73 in the itunes charts to no 15 now,with your help we can get it to n0 1 by sunday,please download from itunes,hmv or play.com,we can do it,please spread the word to any other l.f.c forums your a poster on,thanks,ynwa. :grinning:

by **crazyhorse** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:21 pm

If only it were really him... hilarious!

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:59 pm

Aquilani has his papercut finger on a mini-stretcher made by our physio Rob Price. Degen looking envious. Saw him muttering 'favouritism'.

Pepe refusing to speak Spanish to the locals.Telling everyone he was born in Liverpool & has lived round the corner from Jamies all his life

Jamie and Stevie backing him up. They seem to have redefined his past. 'His da worked on the docks and his ma was a nurse in the Royal'.
:laugh:

by **aCe'** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:17 pm

andy_g wrote:I'm starting. Rafa let me know by winking at me. Alberto tried to trip me up on the way out. We don't see eye to eye. His eyes do though

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by **7_Kewell** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:30 am

at least there's something to laugh about tonight...

"That was the last straw. Dirk pointing and repeating 'hes a fairy, hes a fairy without the wings'. I lunged for him. Sammy Lee held me back.

I lost control, Im ashamed. Me & Dirk arent friends but I musnt forget who I am. I am Lucas Pezzini Leiva. Brazilian Player of the Year 2006 "

by **Teshie** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:12 pm

twitter account suspended

was fun while it lasted

by **7_Kewell** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:18 pm

big sam is still going tho

"Just rode up and down my street astride my dog Fergie, dressed like Robin Hood and singing "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You"

click

by **stmichael** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:48 pm

by **RED BEERGOGGLES** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:47 pm

Sweet and sour, lad. Big Sam won't touch anything to do with Bombay until it's back in the arms of the British Empire.
:laugh:

Get in - my vintage WWF Legion of Doom spiky shoulderpads have arrived from the internet. Lets see that :censored:

in Homebase throw me out now.

:laugh:

by **7_Kewell** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:57 pm

Heard the next door neighbours shagging last night. Was quite sexy. Downloaded it to Big Sam's mental future W*nk log. Will upload it later.

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