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by **dawson99** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:21 pm

the golfs class, but will give a proper watch tomorrow, im on singh

by **Dundalk** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:04 pm

Robbies scored his first goal down in Australia

by **Number 9** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:22 pm

Woollyback wrote:can't remember the first one i went to see with no grown ups. went to see grease, star wars etc when they were first out, my brother used to have to look after us

dawsonio i saw mannequin back then too, must've been 15 or something. quality film took alison lewis with me on the back row, she was lovely but got in a right mood when i got my fingernail stuck in her tights and laddered them

Knowing you she had a lucky escape that is was'nt stuck somewhere else!!

by **redbeergoggles** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:42 am

I took a girl called Joanne Brown to the Woolton cinema to see Close encounters ,I just had enough money for the tickets and maybe popcorn and a coke ,only the greedy b*tch nearly emptied the kiosk ,and it left me skint . I was trying to get the nerve up to tell her we were walking home ,when she threw the the lot up all over the back of some fellas head ,I can still see the face on that fella to this day it was like what the f*ck just happened ,anyway the lights came on and we were ushered to the foyer ,but not before she had covered half the stairs in liquid popcorn ,needless to say the relationship was fleeting ,I still have the mental image of her dad meticulously covering the passenger seat of his Ford Zephyr with pages of the pink echo before letting her get in

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:27 pm

just popped in quick to say come on Tom lad, im dying here with sore throat, head ache an im dead hot, so lyin on the couch watching the golf, i hope he wins

by **Number 9** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:30 pm

NANNY RED wrote:just popped in quick to say come on Tom lad, im dying here with sore throat, head ache an im dead hot, so lyin on the couch watching the golf, i hope he wins

Me too!!

but there are a few others with great chances as well!!
Gonna be a good day!

Watson was 1500/1 to win before it started...wish Id a tenner on that for a sweat!!

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:27 pm

Just stuck 20 on Furerik :;):

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:18 am

i see bob took my advice on forum reforms

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:53 am

Number 9 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:can't remember the first one i went to see with no grown ups. went to see grease, star wars etc when they were first out, my brother used to have to look after us

dawsonio i saw mannequin back then too, must've been 15 or something. quality film took alison lewis with me on the back row, she was lovely but got in a right mood when i got my fingernail stuck in her tights and laddered them

Knowing you she had a lucky escape that is was'nt stuck somewhere else!!

that was the original plan. never got to go there as it happens, but saw her a few years ago and she's gone fat so i feel vindicated

by **Judge** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:12 pm

pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

what a slag you are, but we like you

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:54 pm

Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name :blush:

then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol :blush:

by **ElNino9** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:55 pm

by **Bad Bob** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:16 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

Woolls, mate, you need your own thread recounting your misadventures in search of flange. Legend. :buttrock

by **ElNino9** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:21 pm

Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

did something similar with a drunken rotter, but walked out literally just after... was wasted and alittle rude. Got outside and realised I'd left my housekeys at hers. she never did get them back and i had to stay in a hotel that night!!!!

she rang me a few days later saying her mates were gonna kick the sh!t outta me...

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