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by **Bad Bob** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:25 pm

dawson99 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

did something similar with a drunken rotter, but walked out literally just after... was wasted and alittle rude. Got outside and realised I'd left my housekeys at hers. she never did get them back and i had to stay in a hotel that night!!!!

she rang me a few days later saying her mates were gonna kick the sh!t outta me...

Kinell lads! :laugh:

by **metalhead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:34 pm

You should be ashamed of yourselves, I'm pretty sure the ladies are dissapointed :no

by **dawson99** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:44 pm

that was 3 and a half minutes she'll never get back

by **metalhead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:46 pm

dawson99 wrote:that was 3 and a half minutes she'll never get back

by **Toffeehater** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:34 pm

dawson99 wrote:that was 3 and a half minutes she'll never get back

by **Woollyback** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:37 pm

dawson99 wrote:that was 3 and a half minutes she'll never get back

you boned her TWICE???

by **metalhead** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:39 pm

Woollyback wrote:
dawson99 wrote:that was 3 and a half minutes she'll never get back

you boned her TWICE???

or 6 times

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:29 pm

and had time for a cigarette

by **aCe'** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:36 pm

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:32 pm

i always smoke after sex. must be the friction

by **Judge** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:13 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
dawson99 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

did something similar with a drunken rotter, but walked out literally just after... was wasted and alittle rude. Got outside and realised I'd left my housekeys at hers. she never did get them back and i had to stay in a hotel that night!!!!

she rang me a few days later saying her mates were gonna kick the sh!t outta me...

Kinell lads!

the best things happen in britain, haha

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:04 pm

Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
dawson99 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback

all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

did something similar with a drunken rotter, but walked out literally just after... was wasted and alittle rude. Got outside and realised I'd left my housekeys at hers. she never did get them back and i had to stay in a hotel that night!!!!

she rang me a few days later saying her mates were gonna kick the sh!t outta me...

Kinell lads!

the best things happen in britain, haha

The daftest things, more like. Who forgets their wallet or their keys? :rasp

by **Woollyback** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:13 pm

Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
dawson99 wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
Judge wrote:pmsl @ woollyback
all your stories are of misadventures with a women, your women or someone elses women

oh there's plenty...

like the time i woke up in bed with this bird up kensington somewhere who i'd met in macmillans that night, didn't like the look of her in the cold light of day so sneaked out of the house at 7.30am while she was still asleep. phew, i thought as i got to the bus stop. until i realised i'd left my wallet behind. had to go back and knock on the front door...

it gets worse...

one of her housemates answered the door, and i said 'oh i was here last night with.. er....er...' i couldn't even remember her name. then she came walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing outside. had to avoid all eye contact and walk upstairs, grab my wallet and walk back out again. oh the shame lol

did something similar with a drunken rotter, but walked out literally just after... was wasted and alittle rude. Got outside and realised I'd left my housekeys at hers. she never did get them back and i had to stay in a hotel that night!!!!

she rang me a few days later saying her mates were gonna kick the sh!t outta me...

Kinell lads!

the best things happen in britain, haha

The daftest things, more like. Who forgets their wallet or their keys?

proper dudes like me & dawsonio :nod

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:28 pm

Bad Bob just goes to the nearest cabin, takes about 45 minutes to undress eh?

me and woolyback are going out on the pi$$, now that would be messy, id need a passport i reckon lol

by **Bad Bob** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:37 pm

dawson99 wrote:Bad Bob just goes to the nearest cabin, takes about 45 minutes to undress eh?

The Canadian come hither look...

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