Ace Ventura wrote:In 1912, the RMS Titanic sailed from Southampton to New York as the world's largest ocean liner till she sank in the Atlantic Ocean.
This is the only relevent part as far as I can see, it is obviously a long winded metaphore. Manchester City are the Titanic, and Gareth Barry is Leonardo DiCaprio, and although he thought he was in for a life changing experience full of riches he is infact doomed to hit an Iceberg in his car on his first day of training, therefore he should have just jumped in a Canoe ( Liverpool ) and took the safe, steady route to fulfill his life long ambitions
