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by Roger Red Hat » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:02 pm

Does anyone else think "Don't Feck with Shilpa Shetty" t-shirts would be a good business idea?

by Judge » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:07 pm

a guy goes into blockbusters and orders slumdog millionaire.
only to be given the wrong film
the guy asks ''whats this i asked for slumdog millionaire, not Jade Goody my life ?''

to which the sales assistant replies ''sorry sir, i thought you asked for some dog with no hair''

by Roger Red Hat » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:22 pm

holy shamoley batman

by GRAHAM01 » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:33 pm

         

if you want some come get some!

by RUSHIE#9 » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:28 pm

   

by ste123lfc » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:53 pm

Just been to see Jade Goodys latest film. 1 wedding, 4 weeks and a Funeral. 


I'll get my coat.

by Judge » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:02 pm

by Greavesie » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:20 pm

never heard them ones

Got one about Clinton Cards giving the kids a full refund on their mothers day cards as a mark of respect

I apologise in advance

by burjennio » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:26 am

whats the difference between cancer and a cow?

Jade Goody couldnt milk a cow 

Her final TV deal was to appear in Most Haunted next month.



some may be offended by this joke, many of us have lost loved ones and friends to cancer. however none of my family ever used their illness to force their talentless and pointless faces down the throats of a nation and in death succeed in becoming the mainstream media star that they were too devoid of talent to become before a terminal illness fell into her and Max Cliffords f*cking lap. I had been quiet on this subject but i saw an interview yesterday where her boyfriend said he wants to be buried beside her. HER BOYFRIEND IS 20 F*CKING 2. I dont know if hes aware that with an average life expectancy it'll be a good half century beofre he's snuggling up beside her withered skeleton. Im sure if hes in some kind of hurry I could think up a few ways for him to speed up the process. Its the Jade Goody Gravy Train and apparantly its showing no signs of stopping. Why do normal people get sucked into this ? Why does an early death change the publics opinion of someone from "conniving, fame hungry racist idiot" to "national treasure" The list of famous people who died young due to various cancers and contributed far more to society im sure is significant, yet how many of us could name 3 off the top of our heads?

Im not a cold, heartless person, i have seen the devestation cancer causes, But I never thought I would see it as an exploitive tool to sell tabloids. Being a lifelong Liverpool supporter and with history fresh in the mind in this anniversary week I just dont know how I could be so naive

by dawson99 » Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:59 am

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by Greavesie » Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:02 pm