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by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:23 pm

metalhead wrote:
s@int wrote:Huge taxes on cream cakes and anything with raisins in it (I hate raisins )

But I like cream cakes

there no good for you metalhead!! cast out your devil food

be gone cream cakes be gone

by **metalhead** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:30 pm

GRAHAM01 wrote:
metalhead wrote:
s@int wrote:Huge taxes on cream cakes and anything with raisins in it (I hate raisins )

But I like cream cakes

there no good for you metalhead!! cast out your devil food

be gone cream cakes be gone

any excorcism on chocolates?

by **tubby** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:34 pm

Hey I happen to like my youghurt covered raisens and hazelnuts.

Im not a fat fecker though I work out all the time.

Yeah Saint making junk food expensive with more taxes is the key. I am actually a vegetarian anyway which help.

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:39 pm

they reckon sh@gging a fat bird will be the best sh@g you've ever had. Well, I got carpet burn on me bellend sh@gging a fattie so i disagree.

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:41 pm

Lee J wrote:they reckon sh@gging a fat bird will be the best sh@g you've ever had. Well, I got carpet burn on me bellend sh@gging a fattie so i disagree.

and i burnt my :censored:

on the light bulb when i went to roll off :angry:

by **tubby** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:43 pm

Nah Lee has a point. I've shagged a few big girls and they were all some of my best shags ever. That's a bit of a sordid thing to say so apologies if that comment offends anyone but I was just agreeing with Lee J.

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:46 pm

bavlondon wrote:Nah Lee has a point. I've shagged a few big girls and they were all some of my best shags ever. That's a bit of a sordid thing to say so apologies if that comment offends anyone but I was just agreeing with Lee J.

bloody lee j just can't leave the fatties alone :laugh:

by **GYBS** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:58 pm

bavlondon wrote:Nah Lee has a point. I've shagged a few big girls and they were all some of my best shags ever. That's a bit of a sordid thing to say so apologies if that comment offends anyone but I was just agreeing with Lee J.

Thats because fat birds dont know when there next :censored:

is so they go all out to please you

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:26 pm

I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. :laugh:

that ended in tears too :laugh:

by **Big Niall** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:44 pm

Lee J wrote:I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. that ended in tears too

Was the swimwear model girlfriend three dimensional or did she have staples in the middle

by **tubby** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:51 pm

Lee J wrote:I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. that ended in tears too

Yeah I lost my cherry to one as well. Maybe that is why subconciously I don't mind them. :laugh:

by **GYBS** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:06 pm

Every bloke in the world has done a fattie - or they are lying if they say they havent :laugh:

One guy i know is a skinny ginger rake and he loved the fatties so much so he married this monster of around 20 stone

by **Roger Red Hat** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:23 pm

Big Niall wrote:
Lee J wrote:I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. that ended in tears too

Was the swimwear model girlfriend three dimensional or did she have staples in the middle

love it !

she was all real but she got a job offer in USA and chose that instead of Yorkshire & me. Oh, and the fact the agent fella who got her the job chance was knocking the back out of her too was a deciding factor.

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:24 pm

nothing wrong with a good fattie in your bed for the night

you know your up for some fun

by **GRAHAM01** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:26 pm

Lee J wrote:
Big Niall wrote:
Lee J wrote:I've only had 3 fat sh@gs, I lost me cherry to one, carpet burnt me bell when I missed the hole with another and i just felt sorry for the third one. I swore i'd never have a fattie again after no.3 and then I landed a swimwear model - one extreme to the other. that ended in tears too

Was the swimwear model girlfriend three dimensional or did she have staples in the middle

love it !

she was all real but she got a job offer in USA and chose that instead of Yorkshire & me. Oh, and the fact the agent fella who got her the job chance was knocking the back out of her too was a deciding factor.

nice

sounds like you were well rid anyway then mate

anyway curves are better

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