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by **Judge** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:02 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
stmichael wrote:Taff's cooking free pancakes down the D&G later. Free Umbongo with every order aswell.

Weird , had pancakes topped with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup last night.

Never tasted maple syrup before, can now appreciate what the fuss is all about, lovely stuff, but at £5 a bottle it'll be a while before I have some more.

peasant, oops i mean pensioner

by **dawson99** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:30 pm

i want pancakes, working late so no pancakes for me

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:46 am

i miss metalhead. that fecker doesnt post anymore and rarely is on msn or facebook. that stupid fecker. :angry:

by **metalhead** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:06 pm

FFS MH, where the f*ck are you?

that sneaky b@stard

by **Toffeehater** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:49 pm

Get a room you 2 :laugh:

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:55 pm

metalhead wrote:FFS MH, where the f*ck are you?

that sneaky b@stard

Hi metalhead, still managing to avoid Maypax then mate

by **metalhead** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:59 am

by **Judge** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:42 am

hello MH

by **dawson99** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:31 pm

working til 1am, some of u biatches better be on to keep me amused

by **Number 9** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:41 pm

dawson99 wrote:working til 1am, some of u biatches better be on to keep me amused

Is it a fuc'king bookies or a brothel?
Who bets at 1AM?

by **dawson99** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:45 pm

Pimps and hos dude

theres american racing, Australian, there's always something to bet on mate
Mexican Tennis don't start til 11 tonight...
I might even have to do some work for once, but it's doubtful

by **woof woof !** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:50 pm

How many zeros in a billion???

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.

A..

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

by **dawson99** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:56 pm

thats mental woof when you put it like that. A billion is quite a bit then lol.

by **woof woof !** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:57 pm

After years of research, scientists have discovered that Women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women reported that their mouse 'just didn't feel right' in their hands.. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.. Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

Julie from Hounslow:- 'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'

Susan from Chelmsford added:- 'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle.'

Hillary from Kent :- 'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one.'

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by **Number 9** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:00 pm

Its a million million ie...
1000000000000.
We really dont need such a number anyway,no ones ever done a million anything!
Its just a made up number for inappropriate stuff when boffins aint got a clue.They just say the word billion and everyone goes "f,uck that...way above my head"!
:nod

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