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[dawson99]

dont the yanks call it 100 million tho or something? thats why a british billionaire is completely different etc etc

i dunno, if its more than 20 just say its a shedload

[Number 9]

dont the yanks call it 100 million tho or something? thats why a british billionaire is completely different etc etc

i dunno, if its more than 20 just say its a shedload

Yeah they do thats also the first page on google ya pretending kunt ....i never new that either until i googled it!

[dawson99]

whats google?

im just a fecking genius mate, some of us went to school past the age of 12

[Judge]

How many zeros in a billion???


A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A..

A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.

A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

a billion nanoseconds ago bad bob was just a poster and lando was polite

[Ciggy]

Feck the ironing I use them drier balls from JLM

[Judge]

JML cigs

[dawson99]

Well thanks for keeping me happy ya bunch of... all having lives and going out and stuff, no fair... so, heres a little joke for you all:

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people — Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.
He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.
After a long day of working, Debra was complaining of a headache, so she got a glass of water. The executive approached Debra and said “Debra, I either have to lay you or Jack off.” Debra replys “could you just jack off? i have a headache.”

oh the hilarity

[metalhead]

hello MH

Hey judge, keefak?

[GOAT_2.0]

dont the yanks call it 100 million tho or something? thats why a british billionaire is completely different etc etc

i dunno, if its more than 20 just say its a shedload

A billion is a thousand million in short scale

A million million in long scale

English speaking countries use a thousand million


This concludes your lesson

[account deleted by request]

When I was young (before inflation) a billion pounds was a lot of money.

[andy_g]

 

[dawson99]

Is everyone stoned today or something?

Brilliant!

[Judge]

hello MH

Hey judge, keefak?

al hamdullulah

[NANNY RED]

Bit of advice an its real, not blag

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.
For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321. The ATM system
recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to
the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This
information was recently broadcasted on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because
people just don't know about it.

[dawson99]

Bit of advice an its real, not blag

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM
machine, you can notify the police by entering your PIN # in reverse.
For example, if your pin number is 1234, then you would put in 4321. The ATM system
recognizes that your PIN number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the
machine.
The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to
the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to the location. This
information was recently broadcasted on CTV by Crime Stoppers however it is seldom used because
people just don't know about it.

my pin is 4554 tho