The things people put on youtube eh?
if we had youtbue in my yoof id be world famous by now!
The Real World - The Dog and Gorilla
by account deleted by request » Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:13 pm
dawson99 wrote:The things people put on youtube eh?
if we had youtbue in my yoof id be world famous by now!
For the last time mate, peeing in the pool is NOT a special talent !
Although I admit its a little special to do it off the high diving board
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by Ciggy » Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:45 pm
NANNY RED wrote:Welcome back Cigg
Thanx queen, so what have I missed
There is no-one anywhere in the world at any stage who is any bigger or any better than this football club.
Kenny Dalglish 1/2/2011
REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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REST IN PEACE PHIL, YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.
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by woof woof ! » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:22 pm
s@int wrote:dawson99 wrote:The things people put on youtube eh?
if we had youtbue in my yoof id be world famous by now!
For the last time mate, peeing in the pool is NOT a special talent !
Although I admit its a little special to do it off the high diving board
the pictures that conjures up
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by woof woof ! » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:17 pm
stmichael wrote:Taff's cooking free pancakes down the D&G later. Free Umbongo with every order aswell.
Weird , had pancakes topped with vanilla ice cream and maple syrup last night.Never tasted maple syrup before, can now appreciate what the fuss is all about, lovely stuff, but at £5 a bottle it'll be a while before I have some more.
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by stmichael » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:25 pm
woof woof ! wrote:stmichael wrote:Taff's cooking free pancakes down the D&G later. Free Umbongo with every order aswell.
Never tasted maple syrup before, can now appreciate what the fuss is all about, lovely stuff, but at £5 a bottle it'll be a while before I have some more.
f#ck me. you'd have been better off with a cheap bottle of vodka
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by woof woof ! » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:58 pm
RULES
We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
(Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE! )
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Motorcars , or Football
or golf, or Darts etc.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping
We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
(Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
ON PURPOSE! )
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Motorcars , or Football
or golf, or Darts etc.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping
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