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Postby GYBS » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:52 pm

Unfortunatly Lee some players are very proud to play for their country - gerrard being a prime example
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Postby akumaface » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:17 pm

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akumaface wrote:Torres has got to be the best striker in the world right now. Only if we can get a legit right midfielder then we will be unstoppable/

we need both right and left wings who are capable of kicking goals.

YEs, those were our weak spots but we don't have the money to get even one quality player right now. I think as long as the Yanks are in charge, I suspect we won't have enough money to make a significant signing in the summer. I would like to Simao or Silva but this would only happen in my dream  :laugh:
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Postby Sabre » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:13 pm

Lee J wrote:fking international freindly sh!te games. BAN ALL

fk the international teams - CLUB FIRST!

Rafa is annoying the local press with his defence of his player. He's given stick today because of the demands he has made to Del Bosque.

The battle against the media is lost in Rafa's country, here we have not a manager that has terrified all the media and has them kneeled down before him. Any attempt to antagonize about this topic will make no effect, or the effect will be negative, I'm afraid.

Rafa, fortunately, won't have too much problems with Del Bosque because both are Madridians and have a mutual respect, but I'm afraid that when it comes to the Spanish internationals, we can moan all we like, it won't matter.  :(
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Postby CHELSEAFORLIFE » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:08 am

fernando torres is the biggest pretty boy faggot in the whole league


FRANK LAMPARD IS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER GRACE THE SLUMHOLES OF LIVERPOOL WHEN HE STEPPED ONTO THE SHITHOLE OFF A GROUND YOU CALL ANFIELD.


Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...



Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
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Postby GOAT_2.0 » Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:11 am

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:fernando torres is the biggest pretty boy faggot in the whole league


FRANK LAMPARD IS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER GRACE THE SLUMHOLES OF LIVERPOOL WHEN HE STEPPED ONTO THE SHITHOLE OFF A GROUND YOU CALL ANFIELD.


Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...



Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Oh very good, now fuc.k off ya retard
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Postby bigmick » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:05 am

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:fernando torres is the biggest pretty boy faggot in the whole league


FRANK LAMPARD IS THE GREATEST PLAYER TO EVER GRACE THE SLUMHOLES OF LIVERPOOL WHEN HE STEPPED ONTO THE SHITHOLE OFF A GROUND YOU CALL ANFIELD.


Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...



Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.

Chelsea fans are known for many things. Rampant xenophobia and having quite a high proportion of scaffolders in their midst to name but two. Unfortunately, humour isn't one of the things for which they have become famous, as this poor lad demonstrates. I don't think I've ever met anyone who could "make up" his own jokes and they'd be funny.
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Postby CHELSEAFORLIFE » Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:58 am

I think u shuld get a life you 50 yr old freak, u think ur tough coz u can use big words wowwww im impressed
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:02 am

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:I think u shuld get a life you 50 yr old freak, u think ur tough coz u can use big words wowwww im impressed

50 years is how long it took for you guys to win the title wasnt it?  :laugh:
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Postby Bam » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:02 am

Fact: Chelsea fans Love Gerrard and Torres as this Nomark has shown.

Whore another forum you fake excuse for a Londoner !
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Postby red_guy » Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:16 am

I think Chelshit fans are becoming the 2nd generation of bitters after Neverton fans. They just can't accept that life is not a fantasy.
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Postby Owzat » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:44 am

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:FRANK LAMPARD IS THE GREATEST FATTEST PLAYER TO EVER DISGRACE LIVERPOOL WHEN HE STEPPED WADDLED ONTO THE HALLOWED TURF OF ANFIELD.


corrected. And it's hosted more League titles, European Cups and other trophies than Stamford Bridge and it's "faithful" will ever witness

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...


Thankyou for proving how stupid you are, did you pick that "joke" up when repeating year one for the umpteenth time?

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


While Chelsea fans have nothing in common with sperm as they have no chance of becoming a human being


Don't let the door hit you on the way out, I reckon your head has been hit by a door so many times you can only be one more hit away from dying of stupidity
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Postby Owzat » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:54 am

CHELSEAFORLIFE wrote:I think u shuld get a life

Says the retarded Chelsea "fan" who comes on a LIVERPOOL discussion board with his "witty" repartee to stir trouble.

Yeah, sounds to me like our fans are the ones who need to "get a life" :laugh:

Have you met Petar? He could be your first ever friend, same level of intellect, both of you go where not welcome or ever likely to be.

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Postby Alex G. » Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:56 pm

bigmick wrote:Chelsea fans are known for many things. Rampant xenophobia and having quite a high proportion of scaffolders in their midst to name but two. Unfortunately, humour isn't one of the things for which they have become famous, as this poor lad demonstrates. I don't think I've ever met anyone who could "make up" his own jokes and they'd be funny.

Yeah, the Chelsea fans are a bunch of fascist and racist Daddy´s boys.
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Postby stmichael » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:03 pm

He's turning the near post header into an art form in recent weeks.
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Postby europian-kings » Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:14 pm

haha i have a feeling sum1 changed that chelsea fans signature :p :D
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