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by **Paul C** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:49 pm

Anyone see in the paper about Rooney goin to wh0re houses? it was in the Mirror and had about 5 pages on it, some of the stuff was p1ss funny, one bit said that he was at a wh0re house and signed autographs for people who rang their mates, they all turned up and started singin "Rooney.... Rooney.... Rooney..." outside

by **Ciggy** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:55 pm

he was with 2 liverpool players at the time according to the papers could it have been owen an murphy cause raffa dont like his players goin to discos maybe thats why they went

by **stapo1000** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:12 am

leave rooney, where else would someone lookin like that go for sex

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:01 pm

how much did he pay?

any info please PM cheesecakery cos he is dying to kno

by **stmichael** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:05 pm

did the prostitutes forget their guide dogs or something?

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:12 pm

maybe rooney forgot his wallet and had to settle for the guide dogs!

by **ckay** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:22 pm

Let face it, when you look like Shrek, you have to pay for it. That's why he needs a £30,000,000 move. That way with his signing on fee he may be able to afford a BJob.

by **Paul C** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:19 pm

I heard he's quittin footie and becoming a Pimp

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:28 pm

ckay wrote:Let face it, when you look like Shrek, you have to pay for it. That's why he needs a £30,000,000 move. That way with his signing on fee he may be able to afford a BJob.

nice1 ckay

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:55 am

I saw Rooney's CV and it had attended a finishing school in Aigburth so now I know. Also Everton are worried cos they think he is gonna bring the club reputation down with his trousers around his ankles.

Doesn't say much about Coleen does it perhaps she wont dress up for him, what was it as 40 year old woman dressed as a cowgirl.

Its kinda worrying when he seems to have a nice girl when all he needs is a good pumping up.

Does anyone know the address?

by **kindaconfuzed** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:04 am

Rooney has been quoted as saying "he only went there to get a load off his mind", and his mind must be in his trousers.

There we are thinking he can sh*g anything he wants (just forgetting his looks for a moment which can be solved with a bag over his head) when he ends up paying for it, what a chump. Isn't this what they call a bit of rough trade?

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:34 pm

he was with 2 liverpool players at the time according to the papers

These two lfc players didn't actually get laid though did they, must've been Diouf & Diao then cos them two couldn't score to save their lives!!

by **stmichael** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:37 pm

Lee J wrote:
he was with 2 liverpool players at the time according to the papers

These two lfc players didn't actually get laid though did they, must've been Diouf & Diao then cos them two couldn't score to save their lives!!

it was definitely diouf but when he went for full sex he missed the vagina

by **Roger Red Hat** » Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:34 pm

Rooney's just sh@gged Everton now, handed in his transfer request.

tee hee

by **zarababe** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:04 pm

Saint whose that, in your Avatar, kinckin woof woof

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