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by **Judge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:12 pm

mistyred wrote:
Judge wrote:riddle - which poster moans the most and resembles 50 cent?

You oh you mean me dont hate me cos
your weak and scrimpy judge

i am not weak and scrimpy

perhaps you could be 50 cent and me eminem

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:17 pm

Judge wrote:
mistyred wrote:
Judge wrote:riddle - which poster moans the most and resembles 50 cent?

You oh you mean me dont hate me cos
your weak and scrimpy judge

i am not weak and scrimpy

perhaps you could be 50 cent and me eminem

Wish i had the money i wouldn't care if i looked like Donald trump

by **Judge** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:19 pm

didnt know nanny red went to the barracuda

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:01 pm

Judge wrote:

didnt know nanny red went to the barracuda

Pmsl

good thing she doesnt come in here.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:38 am

1) A man walks into his back yard in the middle of the night and fires a gun. Due to his strange behaviour he never sees another sunrise. (No, he didn’t kill himself.) Can you explain this odd occurrence?

2) Sarah Higgins was walking down the high street when she bumped into an old friend from college.
"Hello, I haven't seen or heard from you since graduation back in 1985!" said Sarah, "what's happened to you?"
"Well, I got married in 1992 to somebody you wouldn't know. This is our son", said the friend who was holding hands with a little boy.
"Hello and what's your name?" said Sarah to the boy.
"It's the same as his Daddy's," said her friend.
"Ah, so it's Peter is it?" said Sarah.
How did she know?

3) Imagine you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car; behind each of the other two, a goat.
You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host opens one of the remaining two doors, say No. 3, to reveal a goat. He says to you, "Do you want to stick with the door you've chosen, or do you want to change your mind and go for door No. 2 instead?"
Question: Is it to your advantage to switch your choice of doors?

4) You are standing in front of the bathroom mirror and can see down to your navel. You walk back from the mirror. Can you now see:
# Less of yourself?
# The same amount?
# More of yourself?

5) A hunter leaves his campsite and travels ten kilometers due south. After taking a rest, he travels ten kilometers due east, where he shoots a bear. He drags the bear back to his campsite by travelling ten kilometers due north.
What color is the bear?

6)

how many people are there?

by **mistyred** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 11:31 am

1) He shot the rooster

2) the friend is peter

3) No since you still have 1 in 2 chance of picking the goat or rather sorry yes because doubles your chances.

4) the same amount

5) White

6) Sometimes 12 sometimes 13

by **woof woof !** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:06 pm

1, Shot the C'ockerel that kept waking him up

2, The "friend" is Peter

3, Yes, the first choice gives you a 1 in 3 chance, picking again gives you a 1 in 2 chance

4, Same amount

5, White, he's camped at the north pole. (although I doubt that polar bears range that far north due to lack of food resources)

6, 12 changing to 13

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:44 pm

After Misty solves the 6 above (for once he gets it right in his first attempt btw...) the table looks like:

Destro - 48
Saint - 44
Redman In Wales - 32
AndyG - 20
Mistyred - 18
Judge - 16.5
Scouser Till I Die - 15
Username, Goat - 14
NiftyNeil, Toffeehater - 13
Dawson - 10
Peewee, - 8
Kharhaz - 7
Bam - 6.5
Lando - 3.5
BadBob, Woof - 2
LFC2007, Metalhead, Stoney, Red37, Ste123lfc, Graham01, - 1

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:45 pm

Misty leapfrogs Judge

by **woof woof !** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:40 pm

mistyred wrote:1) He shot the rooster

2) the friend is peter

3) No since you still have 1 in 2 chance of picking the goat or rather sorry yes because doubles your chances.

4) the same amount

5) White

6) Sometimes 12 sometimes 13

You t'wat , you edited your answers after I gave mine.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:00 pm

you are in the jungle......there are more leopards than there are spots on that one particular leopard and all the leopards do have minimum one spot. what is the least number of leopards will have the same number of spots?

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:02 pm

by **mistyred** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:04 pm

woof woof ! wrote:
mistyred wrote:1) He shot the rooster

2) the friend is peter

3) No since you still have 1 in 2 chance of picking the goat or rather sorry yes because doubles your chances.

4) the same amount

5) White

6) Sometimes 12 sometimes 13

You t'wat , you edited your answers after I gave mine.

My answers came first :nod

by **mistyred** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:08 pm

1) 1?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:12 pm

its a mathematical kinda riddle. let 'x' be the number of leopards.

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