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Ciggy wrote:

maypaxvobiscum wrote:i ''like'' to publish PMs? as far as im concerned i only copied ONE. so dont use the word like cause if that word made any sense, Saint would have killed me by now, and so would Destro.

1) you didnt have to bring up the past. dont ever comment on my past when you know balls about it. dont get personal with me. its a low blow when you have to resort to doing that. i can take jokes and all but dont be a hypocrite.

the only person who comes close to have any clue what im doing or whats up with me is probably MH. not you old man.

unlike you, i have my future planned with no shortage of moolah. what you have is your pensioner's party and your grave to take care of. how the hell you're a mod is amazing considering the trash you spew cause you suck more then a whore at a penis party.

and oh if i was living in a virtual world, i would have ripped out pics of your sorry face from the ''what you look like'' thread and posted it on a gay website. im sure them lot would like old dogs like you. hell you could even dorn your old army uniform, and you'll have no shortage of rifles on your hands when they all come shooting at you. son of a b!tch. if you were anywhere near near if you had the guts that is, i would whoop your orphan face into oblivion. im just saying this as an example you wuss so dont blame me if your face is up the net cause im not the sort who does that revengeful things.

dont try to be all smart here coz ur like an egg. the only time you got laid was once and that being by your mom. did she regret it? maybe. surely. you're the cum she should have swallowed b!tch! if i do want your next input, i'll PM you.

was lurkin and read this so felt i had to reply, you are one weird mixed up sick fucker.

Thank for that now dont go on the missing list

metalhead wrote:I blame judge for everything thats happening in this tread

blame me for this thread, but blame MH for everything else

woof woof ! wrote:I was in the pub with my missus the other night and she kept staring at some fella who was knockin' back drink after drink as he swayed unsteadly on his bar stool.

I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
"Yes," said the missus " we were almost engaged 40 years ago, I broke off with him and later heard he'd turned to drink, he hasn't been sober since".

"Christ" said I, "who would have thought a celebration could last that long"

And thats when the fight started....

you like to wind people up don't you!?

metalhead wrote:

you like to wind people up don't you!?

Not intentionally Metalhead life just sometimes pans out that way, another example.

I rear-ended a car last year. So, there we were alongside the road, the other driver got out of his car and yer know how when your a bit stressed little things seen very funny ?
Well , the driver the other driver was vertically challenged, he was a DWARF ! 
 

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY"

I looked down at him and said, "'Well then, which of the seven are you? "

And thats when the fight started.