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by **Number 9** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:53 pm

metalhead wrote:Barry I think thats lame

So do i mate..its a paper bag! If it grows legs and starts walking around the real world give me a shout!

by **Number 9** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:55 pm

NANNY RED wrote: Alteria motives metalhead but arnt i always nice. i think im dead pleasant to the people i speak to on here

Aye great!You cost me a tenner every week,fuc'king dearer than gas!! :laugh:

by **GYBS** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:58 pm

Bad Bob wrote:

brilliant

by **metalhead** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:59 pm

NANNY RED wrote: Alteria motives metalhead but arnt i always nice. i think im dead pleasant to the people i speak to on here

You should be, so I can know what a nice lady you are when I visit you in london

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:03 pm

Number 9 wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::laugh: Alteria motives metalhead but arnt i always nice. i think im dead pleasant to the people i speak to on here

Aye great!You cost me a tenner every week,fuc'king dearer than gas!!

Erm dont

start who took a tenner off me on Satdee ay . Just so everyone knows like Barrys mugs an arl lady for a tenner every satdee. An if anyone wants to send him a chrimbo card make sure its got a pic of Millwall on :laugh:

Im cackling here

by **Number 9** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:05 pm

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:09 pm

metalhead wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::laugh: Alteria motives metalhead but arnt i always nice. i think im dead pleasant to the people i speak to on here

You should be, so I can know what a nice lady you are when I visit you in london

Did you see my other half glasses Metalhead just so you know what type of family your gonna be coming to visit..

Her i just got of the phone to me mum an she told me there was a big blackout in Liverpool today it was caos she said . She was in Bellevale Precinct an everyone had to get out. Traffic light everything stopped . Just thought id share that bit of news like :laugh:

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:09 pm

I'm thinking of publishing my book of scouse poetry , i'd like some constructive critisim please .

HAHUM (clears throte)

Mary Maguire ,
She pee'd in the fire ,
the fire was to hot ,
so she pee'd in the pot ,
the pot was to round ,
so she pee'd on the ground,
the ground was to flat ,
so she pee'd on the cat,
and the cat ran away with the pee on it's back .

My wee doggies dead,
he died for the want of bread,
get abit of coal ,
and stick it up his hole,
my wee doggies dead.

and lastly a personal favourite .

The boy stood on the burning deck ,
picking his nose like mad,
he rolled it into little balls ,
and flicked em at his dad.

I thankyou!!!!!!!

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:13 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
metalhead wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::laugh: Alteria motives metalhead but arnt i always nice. i think im dead pleasant to the people i speak to on here

You should be, so I can know what a nice lady you are when I visit you in london

Did you see my other half glasses Metalhead just so you know what type of family your gonna be coming to visit..

Her i just got of the phone to me mum an she told me there was a big blackout in Liverpool today it was caos she said . She was in Bellevale Precinct an everyone had to get out. Traffic light everything stopped . Just thought id share that bit of news like

Yeah , it happened at about 2.30 nan down by me (picton rd )

by **metalhead** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:14 pm

Oh jeez a blackout eh? its very normal here

nice poem igor, lacks artistic form :laugh:

Nanny, I'm ready for any surprises

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:19 pm

Igor that poetry was :censored:

well you asked for critisism

Never knew you lived down Picton . i used to go to a few of the pubs along there years ago. The clock, THe lamb which fell down :laugh:

and the one opposite. Also years ago we all used to go the Cambridge further along the road. Might be before you was born though :laugh:

by **stmichael** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:21 pm

thecatsmeow wrote:Just thought I would let you guys know I wont be posting on this site any more...i may carry on reading but i doubt it ... Im fed up of been slated by you halfwits for seeing things as they are instead ...of your rose tinted glasses ...god help Liverpool Fc if we have fans like you..people who are prepared to put up with medicority ..half hearted players ...half hearted fans,,,someone in another thread said im probably upset that we have not signed Zidane, Figo etc ...im not upset im furious Liverpool is the best club in the world why shouldnt we go after the best players..why dont you wake up and smell the coffee we aint gonna win the premiership with this bunch... now you can all say what u like about me ..but at the first game at anfield i will be there singing just as loud as any of you hoping and praying that im wrong......................................As for mistyred your just a pedo who has to pm me cos you have not the balls to post in main room cos everyone will see what a small minded t**t you are ...good nite gentlemen and good luck for the new season

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:23 pm

According to rumours people thought that the blackout was caused by terrorists , it was later found out that nanny had forgotten to put 50p in her ma's meter.

by **Igor Zidane** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:27 pm

NANNY RED wrote:Igor that poetry was well you asked for critisism

Never knew you lived down Picton . i used to go to a few of the pubs along there years ago. The clock, THe lamb which fell down and the one opposite. Also years ago we all used to go the Cambridge further along the road. Might be before you was born though

The cambridge is shut now mate ,has been for about 5years i think. I usually end up in the sandown at the end of the night .. The aleouse opposite the lamb is the thatched innit. fella got shot there acouple of years ago.

by **NANNY RED** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:30 pm

Igor Zidane wrote:According to rumours people thought that the blackout was caused by terrorists , it was later found out that nanny had forgotten to put 50p in her ma's meter.

Dont you fiddle the leccy it doesnt need fifty pence on;y a matchstick :laugh:

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