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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:15 pm

exactly! i guess they are just too slow. age must be catchin up with them

by **mistyred** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:15 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
s@int wrote:Moaning Misty Mystifies

Moaning Misty. he and Judge have been accusing you and Destro of googling your way to the top. Judge even posted pics.

eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr Na!!! not my job didn't say it was,

i just want fair treatment for the newkit citizens and protection from the Google bandits and scrotembag Judge is
that to much to ask? Moaning Misty my ar.se

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 6:16 pm

mistyred wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
s@int wrote:Moaning Misty Mystifies

Moaning Misty. he and Judge have been accusing you and Destro of googling your way to the top. Judge even posted pics.

eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr Na!!! not my job didn't say it was,

i just want fair treatment for the newkit citizens and protection from the Google bandits and scrotembag Judge is
that to much to ask? Moaning Misty my ar.se

see Saint he refers to you as Google bandits now. :no

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:27 am

s@int wrote:If I was googling I would have a lot more points!

youve just been conservative to throw us off the track

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:37 pm

the next 5 riddles shall be posted by Misty as he challenged my authority and called me a clueless corrupted dimwit the other day.

by **mistyred** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:15 pm

Maypax stop talking and find us some riddles.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:23 pm

1) Once upon a time, in the West Lake village, a servant lived with his master. After service of 30 years, his master became ill and was going to die. One day, the master called his servant and offered him for a wish. It could be any wish but just one. The master gave him one day to think about it. The servant became very happy and went to his mother to discuss the wish. His mother was blind and she asked her son to wish for her eye-sight to come back. Next, the servant went to his wife. She became very excited and asked for a son as they were childless for many years. After that, the servant went to his father who wanted to be rich and so he asked his son to wish for a lot of money. The next day he went to his master and made one wish through which all the three (mother, father, wife) got what they wanted. What was his wish?

2) Pirate Pete had been captured by a Spanish general and sentenced to death by his 50-man firing squad.

Pete cringed, as he knew their reputation for being the worst firing squad in the Spanish military. They were such bad shots that they would often all miss their targets and simply maim their victims, leaving them to bleed to death, as the general’s tradition was to only allow one shot per man to save on ammunition. The thought of a slow painful death made Pete beg for mercy.

“Very well, I have some compassion. You may choose where the men stand when they shoot you and I will add 50 extra men to the squad to ensure someone will at least hit you. Perhaps if they stand closer they will kill you quicker, if you’re lucky,” snickered the general. “Oh, and just so you don’t get any funny ideas, they can’t stand more than 20 ft away, they must be facing you, and you must remain tied to the post in the middle of the yard. And to show I’m not totally heartless, if you aren’t dead by sundown I’ll release you so you can die peacefully outside the compound. I must go now but will return tomorrow and see to it that you are buried in a nice spot, though with 100 men, I doubt there will be much left of you to bury.”

After giving his instructions the general left. Upon his return the next day, he found that Pete had been set free alive and well. “How could this be?” demanded the general. “It was where Pete had us stand,” explained the captain of the squad.

Where did Pete tell them to stand?

by **Judge** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:56 pm

2. the other side of the wall

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:21 pm

wrong

by **andy_g** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:10 pm

2) in a circle around him?

by **andy_g** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:11 pm

1) he wished that all his family would get what they wanted?

by **account deleted by request** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:40 pm

2/ One foot away from him...... as their rifles are about 3ft long they can't shoot him.

by **mistyred** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:21 pm

1) wished for more wishes?

by **mistyred** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:24 pm

2) on their heads?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:59 pm

AndyG solves #2. #1 still remains. i shall post a few more soon :;):

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