The maypax riddles daily - Can u get 'em right?

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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:44 pm

mistyred wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:im a genius.
x is 3
y is 4
z is 5

x+y+z=xy
ive managed to rip a point off Misty Image

It could be Zero  :D and you have once again made it up as
you go along, how the hell do you post Riddles you don't
know the answer too  :rasp

ok fair enough i shall give u a point.  :D
but im still a genius lol
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:50 pm

hello. more riddles.

1. What is it that everyone always overlooks?

2. What is always before you, yet you can never see it?

3. What can be right but never wrong?

4. What is full of holes and yet holds water?

5. What is it that we often return but never borrow?

6. With what do you fill a barrel to make it lighter than when it is empty?

7. What is always coming but never arrives?

8. What increases the more you share it with others?

9. What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

10. What is broken when you name it?

11. Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel?

12. Why is a bad cold like a great humiliation?

13. Why is a schoolboy being paddled like your eye?

14. What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?

15. What is black and white and red all over?

16. What does everyone have that he can always count on?

17. What is that of which the common sort is best?

18. What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours itself?

19. What is it that you must keep after giving it to someone else?

20. What is the best thing to make in a hurry?
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Postby Redman in wales » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:04 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:3. What can be right but never wrong?

my girlfriend  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:08 pm

Redman in wales wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:3. What can be right but never wrong?

my girlfriend  :D

they always win dont they?  :D
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Postby Redman in wales » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:11 pm

1. Your nose

2. The future

4. sponge

6. holes

7. Tomorrow

10. silence
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:13 pm

Redman in wales wrote:1. Your nose

2. The future

4. sponge

6. holes

7. Tomorrow

10. silence

6 points for you  :cool:
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Postby mistyred » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:13 pm

11) because it's crosswords
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Postby mistyred » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:14 pm

14) one oclock

16) Fingers
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:15 pm

fair play to Misty. you know he is honest and isnt googling coz he got both wrong :D

*runs and hide*


edit: but #16 right.
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Postby mistyred » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:16 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:fair play to Misty. you know he is honest and isnt googling coz he got both wrong :D

*runs and hide*

Honesty is the best policy  :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:18 pm

mistyred wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:fair play to Misty. you know he is honest and isnt googling coz he got both wrong :D

*runs and hide*

Honesty is the best policy  :D

ur close with the clock one though. its not the 24 hour type of watch. its a 12 hour one...soooo.....
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:25 pm

number 5 (return but never borrow) is definately TAX  :D

serioulsy though - could it be a compliment
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:28 pm

7. tomorrow

15. newspaper, or a blushing nun :D
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Postby maypaxvobiscum » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:32 pm

Judge you got #7 right. as for #15..you're close with the blushing bit but its not a nun. though the colors are the same. #5 is wrong.
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Postby Judge » Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:33 pm

blushing penguin? :D
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