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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:54 am

who wants to be the Ref for this thread?

Newkit Elections.

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:18 am

Me and if not!!!!!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:29 am

the first decision the new ref has to make is to deduct points from Mistyred for frivolous appeals. who wants to have that pleasure? :rasp

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:35 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:the first decision the new ref has to make is to deduct points from Mistyred for frivolous appeals. who wants to have that pleasure?

was only joking dude come on

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by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:40 am

im also kidding Misty. i like Southpark btw. coool show.

ok here is one.

1) a man went to brothel and a prostitute comes up to him saying she'll give him the best night of his life. so he agreed and they went to a hotel nearby. as she was stripping....he told her, ''you must do it like how my wife does it.'' after finding out how his wife does it....she left straight away! question: how does his wife do it?

by **Bam** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:42 am

maypaxvobiscum wrote:im also kidding Misty. i like Southpark btw. coool show. ok here is one.

1) a man went to brothel and a prostitute comes up to him saying she'll give him the best night of his life. so he agreed and they went to a hotel nearby. as she was stripping....he told her, ''you must do it like how my wife does it.'' after finding out how his wife does it....she left straight away! question: how does his wife do it?

Obviously he doesnt get "it" from his wife, hence the reason the Brass left the room ?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:45 am

1) I am in truth a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed. what am i?

2)
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:45 am

Bam wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:im also kidding Misty. i like Southpark btw. coool show. ok here is one.

1) a man went to brothel and a prostitute comes up to him saying she'll give him the best night of his life. so he agreed and they went to a hotel nearby. as she was stripping....he told her, ''you must do it like how my wife does it.'' after finding out how his wife does it....she left straight away! question: how does his wife do it?

Obviously he doesnt get "it" from his wife, hence the reason the Brass left the room ?

nope.

by **Bam** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:49 am

1) I am in truth a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed. what am i?

Lightning ?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:54 am

Bam wrote:
1) I am in truth a yellow fork From tables in the sky By inadvertent fingers dropped The awful cutlery. Of mansions never quite disclosed And never quite concealed The apparatus of the dark To ignorance revealed. what am i?

Lightning ?

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:00 pm

1) his wifes a shemale or he's wife a stripper.

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:01 pm

2) Snake

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:03 pm

Misty solves #2 but the stripper one is still not correctly answered.

by **mistyred** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:12 pm

1) he doesn't have a wife or his wife left him.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:39 pm

nope

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