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by **andy_g** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:51 am

peewee wrote:
andy_g wrote:
GOAT_2.0 wrote:I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ..I'm fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

belter from little britain

using my incredibly high IQ i've given this some hard thought and i think the answer might be jelly

you hide it well

i learnt from the master

by **Judge** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:55 am

andy_g wrote:
peewee wrote:
andy_g wrote:
GOAT_2.0 wrote:I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ..I'm fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

belter from little britain

using my incredibly high IQ i've given this some hard thought and i think the answer might be jelly

you hide it well

i learnt from the master

ive told you fu'ck all andy

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:59 am

Judge wrote:
GOAT_2.0 wrote:I'm hard yet soft, I'm coloured yet clear... ..I'm fruity and sweet. I am jelly. What am I?

maypaxvobiscum

stop making me look like KY jelly you ballet dancer!

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 8:02 am

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:22 pm

1) If you had two ladybugs in front of a ladybug,and 2 ladybugs behind a ladybug,and one ladybug in the middle,how many ladybugs would you have?

2) Divide 20 by 1/2 and add 2. What is the answer?

3) What was given to you,still belongs to you,and although you've never lent it to anybody,is used by all the people you know?

4) If a girl fell into a hole, why wouldn't her brother help her out?

5) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

6) Say these words aloud:COAST,BOAST,ROAST.Now,what do you put in the house?

7) How many three-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen stamps?

8) When do two and two make greater then four?

9) Spell candy with two letters.

10) A farmer had 17 hogs. All but 9 were sold. How many hogs does the farmer have?

11) A hungry horse was tied to a rope 10 feet long. Thirty feet away there was a freash carrot. The horse was able to get it. How?

12) To which question must you always give the answer,"Yes"?

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:27 pm

10. 17

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:31 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) If you had two ladybugs in front of a ladybug,and 2 ladybugs behind a ladybug,and one ladybug in the middle,how many ladybugs would you have?

2) Divide 20 by 1/2 and add 2. What is the answer?

3) What was given to you,still belongs to you,and although you've never lent it to anybody,is used by all the people you know?

4) If a girl fell into a hole, why wouldn't her brother help her out?

5) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

6) Say these words aloud:COAST,BOAST,ROAST.Now,what do you put in the house?

7) How many three-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen stamps?

8) When do two and two make greater then four?

9) Spell candy with two letters.

10) A farmer had 17 hogs. All but 9 were sold. How many hogs does the farmer have?

11) A hungry horse was tied to a rope 10 feet long. Thirty feet away there was a freash carrot. The horse was able to get it. How?

12) To which question must you always give the answer,"Yes"?

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

Judge you got #10 wrong.

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:49 pm

by **Judge** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:49 pm

10. 0

by **GOAT_2.0** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:51 pm

I'll have a go

1) If you had two ladybugs in front of a ladybug,and 2 ladybugs behind a ladybug,and one ladybug in the middle,how many ladybugs would you have?

5?

2) Divide 20 by 1/2 and add 2. What is the answer?

42?

3) What was given to you,still belongs to you,and although you've never lent it to anybody,is used by all the people you know?

your name?

4) If a girl fell into a hole, why wouldn't her brother help her out?

her brother wasn't with her?

5) How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

put a peg on its nose?

6) Say these words aloud:COAST,BOAST,ROAST.Now,what do you put in the house?

erm I dunno, people?

7) How many three-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen stamps?

12?

8) When do two and two make greater then four?

22?

9) Spell candy with two letters.

Dunno

10) A farmer had 17 hogs. All but 9 were sold. How many hogs does the farmer have?

9??

11) A hungry horse was tied to a rope 10 feet long. Thirty feet away there was a freash carrot. The horse was able to get it. How?

the other end of the rope wasn't tied to anything?

12) To which question must you always give the answer,"Yes"?

Dunno

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

ar.sed with maths

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:53 pm

no!! judge what happened to you?

even when you get it wrong you will find a way to make your wrong right

by **GOAT_2.0** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:56 pm

wait a tick

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

25?

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:58 pm

Goat got #2, #3, #5, #7, # 8, #10 and #11 correct :;):

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:59 pm

GOAT_2.0 wrote:wait a tick

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

25?

nope

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:01 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:1) If you had two ladybugs in front of a ladybug,and 2 ladybugs behind a ladybug,and one ladybug in the middle,how many ladybugs would you have?

4) If a girl fell into a hole, why wouldn't her brother help her out?

6) Say these words aloud:COAST,BOAST,ROAST.Now,what do you put in the house?

9) Spell candy with two letters.

12) To which question must you always give the answer,"Yes"?

13) 1 = 5, 2 = 10, 3 = 15, 4 = 20, 5 = x. solve ''x''

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after Goat answered most, this is whats remaining.

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