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by **account deleted by request** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:07 pm

Easy answer mate..... just lie! Tell her you wanted to ask her out but were too shy to just come straight out and ask her, so you thought if you made her jealous she might ask you out. She probably won't believe you, (girls arn't as dumb as we would like to think

) but if she likes you, she will pretend to believe you anyway...... the rest is up to you

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:11 pm

its kinda hard cause the girl i dated and the girl i wanna date.....are friends.

but im trying to cover it by saying ''my friend asked me to ask her out cause he thinks she is cheating on him so as a favour i pretended to woo her to see if she was really cheating on him''.

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:18 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:its kinda hard cause the girl i dated and the girl i wanna date.....are friends.

but im trying to cover it by saying ''my friend asked me to ask her out cause he thinks she is cheating on him so as a favour i pretended to woo her to see if she was really cheating on him''.

Like I said ...... girls arn't as dumb as we would like to think mate, she may pretend to believe it but even a two year old wouldn't fall for that one

When it comes to mind games we are like babes in the woods compared to most women, best we can hope for is they take pity on us and pretend to believe us :down:

by **Number 9** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:23 pm

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

by **account deleted by request** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:27 pm

Number 9 wrote:Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:27 pm

ok she's agreed to go on a date with me this week. best thing is, she lives like in front of me so we can meet anytime.

but maybe Saint is right...she's pretending to believe me.

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:29 pm

s@int wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

the fag
wouldnt have to deal with any politics

by **Judge** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:08 pm

Number 9 wrote:Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:32 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:
s@int wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

the fag
wouldnt have to deal with any politics

ohh...i didnt realize Baz called me a fag
i thought he meant fag as in ciggaretes...

:down:

i even laughed with him...

:down:

by **metalhead** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:42 pm

Nothing more stupid from what I did. blew off 2 dates with the same girl because I had a game of footy

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 8:51 pm

today...i saw a vending machine that sells umbrellas for $8 each. i never knew such a thing existed.

by **andy_g** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:42 pm

the umbrella has been in common usage in europe since the early 18th century and in china for a lot longer. where the hell have you been?

by **Number 9** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:47 pm

metalhead wrote:Nothing more stupid from what I did. blew off 2 dates with the same girl because I had a game of footy

Now you really are a fag,you'd rather run about in shorts with a group of men than go out with a woman and maybe get some horizontal refreshment?

I blame the Judge for you and Maypax showing blatent homo tendencies...being on here and interacting with him has influenced you both to succumb to his sordid way of life!! :laugh:

by **GOAT_2.0** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:51 pm

maypaxvobiscum wrote:today...i saw a vending machine that sells umbrellas for $8 each. i never knew such a thing existed.

Umbrella vending machine :laugh:

class

by **maypaxvobiscum** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:00 pm

andy_g wrote:the umbrella has been in common usage in europe since the early 18th century and in china for a lot longer. where the hell have you been?

no Andy its a machine that sells it. i was walking down the streets and instead of seeing a vending machine that sells drinks...i see umbrellas...i took a photo. shall post it soon.

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