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[account deleted by request]

Easy answer mate..... just lie! Tell her you wanted to ask her out but were too shy to just come straight out and ask her, so you thought if you made her jealous she might ask you out. She probably won't believe you, (girls arn't as dumb as we would like to think ) but if she likes you, she will pretend to believe you anyway...... the rest is up to you 

[maypaxvobiscum]

its kinda hard cause the girl i dated and the girl i wanna date.....are friends.

but im trying to cover it by saying ''my friend asked me to ask her out cause he thinks she is cheating on him so as a favour i pretended to woo her to see if she was really cheating on him''.

[account deleted by request]

its kinda hard cause the girl i dated and the girl i wanna date.....are friends.

but im trying to cover it by saying ''my friend asked me to ask her out cause he thinks she is cheating on him so as a favour i pretended to woo her to see if she was really cheating on him''.

Like I said ...... girls arn't as dumb as we would like to think mate, she may pretend to believe it but even a two year old wouldn't fall for that one   When it comes to mind games we are like babes in the woods compared to most women, best we can hope for is they take pity on us and pretend to believe us 

[Number 9]

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

[account deleted by request]

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

[maypaxvobiscum]

ok she's agreed to go on a date with me this week. best thing is, she lives like in front of me so we can meet anytime.

but maybe Saint is right...she's pretending to believe me.

[maypaxvobiscum]

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

the fag
wouldnt have to deal with any politics 

[Judge]

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

[maypaxvobiscum]

Just ask them for a threesome and stop acting like a fag!!

And the winner is ...........

the fag
wouldnt have to deal with any politics 

ohh...i didnt realize Baz called me a fag
i thought he meant fag as in ciggaretes...



i even laughed with him...

[metalhead]

Nothing more stupid from what I did. blew off 2 dates with the same girl because I had a game of footy

[maypaxvobiscum]

today...i saw a vending machine that sells umbrellas for $8 each. i never knew such a thing existed.

[andy_g]

the umbrella has been in common usage in europe since the early 18th century and in china for a lot longer. where the hell have you been?

[Number 9]

Nothing more stupid from what I did. blew off 2 dates with the same girl because I had a game of footy

Now you really are a fag,you'd rather run about in shorts with a group of men than go out with a woman and maybe get some horizontal refreshment?

I blame the Judge for you and Maypax showing blatent homo tendencies...being on here and interacting with him has influenced you both to succumb to his sordid way of life!! 

[GOAT_2.0]

today...i saw a vending machine that sells umbrellas for $8 each. i never knew such a thing existed.

Umbrella vending machine 

class

[maypaxvobiscum]

the umbrella has been in common usage in europe since the early 18th century and in china for a lot longer. where the hell have you been?

no Andy its a machine that sells it. i was walking down the streets and instead of seeing a vending machine that sells drinks...i see umbrellas...i took a photo. shall post it soon.