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by **Toffeehater** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:23 pm

Ciggy wrote:As yous know I was planning on moving to Spain but rent my house out here this email was waiting for me when I got home from someone who wants to rent it.

Emailers name Grolsh

I am divorshed, I dont use Druks

pmsl at that

by **metalhead** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 10:41 pm

Its been a while since I posted in the real world!

by **andy_g** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:34 pm

and with contributions of that standard you can just bugger off again

by **ruskiy playmaker** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 6:57 am

What do you guys think of the Russia-Georgia conflict. I think that if NATO gets involved in this, then it's going to get really dirty.

by **metalhead** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:22 am

andy_g wrote:and with contributions of that standard you can just bugger off again

ok sir

by **dawson99** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:11 pm

georgias gonna get its a$$ kicked, sorry, had a bad night, i as in trouble last night. forgot my girlfriends birthday and she was really
upset. She told me 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'

The next morning i got up early and left for work. When the missus woke up,
she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the
box.

and found the new set of bathroom scales I brought her :pirate

by **Toffeehater** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:19 pm

, good one daws

by **account deleted by request** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:39 pm

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over and two said he was still there.

by **dawson99** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:12 pm

anyone seen salty socks picture in his profile?

by **66-1112520797** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:37 am

dawson99 wrote:anyone seen salty socks picture in his profile?

Yeah I have, toaster neck :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:13 am

someone give him a bandana

by **Number 9** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:24 am

Judge wrote:someone give him a bandana

His neck is nearly as wide as his shoulders....like a little stoat!! :laugh:

by **Judge** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:44 am

Number 9 wrote:
Judge wrote:someone give him a bandana

His neck is nearly as wide as his shoulders....like a little stoat!!

weasel or stoat neck manman

by **Number 9** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:49 am

Judge!!

by **Judge** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:41 pm

Number 9 wrote: Judge!!

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