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by **Judge** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:31 am

dawson99 wrote:you calling me judge and saint the same old same old?

what you on about daws?

explain

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:38 am

oh, red baron said same old same old in here, after us 3 had pposted, so i asked in a stupid way if he said we were the same old same old... nothing bad dude

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:53 am

Oh i see. Next time use commas, it helps :angry:

by **dawson99** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:55 am

ok, sorry, dude, wont , happen: again!

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:57 am

where appropriate daws :angry:

by **Toffeehater** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:16 pm

Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:theres got to be a pub there tho right? i reckon i just find a pub, and the birds will flock... its a definate plan.
find the one pub in the country and settle in for the week

polar bears are the only bear that actively seeks out humans for food

hope you dont get eaten dawson

by **account deleted by request** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:36 pm

dawson99 wrote:mornign red, things are good, getting betetr with every cloud

and spain and greece, nah, everyone does that, tis greenland or russian for me

After extensive research (I had a quick look at Wiki) I have decided you should go to Iceland (the island not the food store) 62.7% wasteland, geysers, glaciers, fjords and volcanoes. Fit birds .........even if a little strange, should suit you too mate.

by **Judge** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:20 pm

Toffeehater wrote:
Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:theres got to be a pub there tho right? i reckon i just find a pub, and the birds will flock... its a definate plan.
find the one pub in the country and settle in for the week

polar bears are the only bear that actively seeks out humans for food

hope you dont get eaten dawson

where's your two customary emoticons, you b@stard :angry:

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 4:55 pm

fjords volcanoes and fit birds?
ok, will look it up, maybe i can bang bjork

by **account deleted by request** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 5:35 pm

dawson99 wrote:fjords volcanoes and fit birds?
ok, will look it up, maybe i can bang bjork

She's the reason I put "a little strange". I can't say I have ever met an Icelandic bird. I have been out with Norwegians, Danish, Swedish, Dutch, even Aussies and a bird from New Zealand but I have never met anyone from Iceland (probably cos we do our shopping at Tesco's

)

by **dawson99** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:40 pm

if my boss ever saw that ive made 16,000 posts on this site id be sacked lol

and ive looked into it and im gonna book my holiday in iceland!!!

by **Toffeehater** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:49 pm

Judge wrote:
Toffeehater wrote:
Judge wrote:
dawson99 wrote:theres got to be a pub there tho right? i reckon i just find a pub, and the birds will flock... its a definate plan.
find the one pub in the country and settle in for the week

polar bears are the only bear that actively seeks out humans for food

hope you dont get eaten dawson

where's your two customary emoticons, you b@stard

, getting cranky with age eh

There 2 customary

by **Judge** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:41 pm

man decapitated in terrible accident in canada

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by **Igor Zidane** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:44 am

dawson99 wrote:if my boss ever saw that ive made 16,000 posts on this site id be sacked lol

and ive looked into it and im gonna book my holiday in iceland!!!

Watched ' The F Word ' and good old Gordon went to Iceland (looked amazing by the by ) to catch and eat the local delicacy . Which is Puffin apparently , anyway Daws you could bring some back and we can add Puffin butties to the D+G menu.

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