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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:29 pm

the woman over the road used to live in south africa - her maid told her that the zulu tradition is to name their kid after a word they think sounds nice, regardless of what it means. probably goes some way to explaining why the maid herself had a daughter called...    wait for it...  DISCHARGE :laugh:  :laugh:

seriously, i sh!t you not :laugh:
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Postby andy_g » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:35 pm

:laugh: :laugh:

if she was effort's sister then she had real problems
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Postby NANNY RED » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:13 pm

Imagine how this player must of felt with his name on the back of his shirt. Plays in Luxemburg

Frank AWANKA :laugh:

or this lad

Bongo CHRIST :laugh:
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Postby Woollyback » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:32 pm

you couldn't make 'em up :laugh:
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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:06 pm

Woollyback wrote:the woman over the road used to live in south africa - her maid told her that the zulu tradition is to name their kid after a word they think sounds nice, regardless of what it means. probably goes some way to explaining why the maid herself had a daughter called...    wait for it...  DISCHARGE :laugh:  :laugh:

seriously, i sh!t you not :laugh:

:laugh:  I believe you Woolly, spent 8 years in South Africa, had a part time african maid called "Refund" .   :nod

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Postby Kharhaz » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:14 pm

Rich B@stard !

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Postby woof woof ! » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:51 pm

OK which one of you sods registered yesterday (but not yet posted) as AmolaBomLop ?  ???
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Postby 66-1112520797 » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:44 am

Woollyback wrote:the woman over the road used to live in south africa - her maid told her that the zulu tradition is to name their kid after a word they think sounds nice, regardless of what it means. probably goes some way to explaining why the maid herself had a daughter called...    wait for it...  DISCHARGE :laugh:  :laugh:

seriously, i sh!t you not :laugh:

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Postby Judge » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:40 am

Mustapha camel
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Postby NANNY RED » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:52 am

Im absolutly mortified this morning brushing my hair an i found a :censored: grey one . The rot starts

An it was on my head by the way :laugh:
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Postby Judge » Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:56 am

NANNY RED wrote:Im absolutly mortified this morning brushing my hair an i found a :censored: grey one . The rot starts

An it was on my head by the way :laugh:

aye its terrible that youve allowed your l'oreal hair colour to fade revealing the truth :p
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Postby Woollyback » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:23 pm

i've never understood all these natural blonde women who dye their roots black :no
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Postby stmichael » Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:10 pm

Judge wrote:Mustapha camel

good old abu hamza :D
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Postby Toffeehater » Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:11 pm

Woollyback wrote:the woman over the road used to live in south africa - her maid told her that the zulu tradition is to name their kid after a word they think sounds nice, regardless of what it means. probably goes some way to explaining why the maid herself had a daughter called...    wait for it...  DISCHARGE :laugh:  :laugh:

seriously, i sh!t you not :laugh:

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Postby andy_g » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:06 pm

if anyone is wondering what to get me for christmas i'd quite like one of these. thanks :)
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