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Postby andy_g » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:49 pm

you'll all be glad to hear that my place is coming on a treat too. i know what you're all thinking... 'two cookers the lucky tw@t!'

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Postby dawson99 » Sun Apr 13, 2008 8:48 am

and bottled water.. you posh bas.tard :D
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Postby woof woof ! » Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:40 am

I've got a fridge in the bedroom but I've always really wanted a bed in the kitchen , just like Andy , I'm dead jealous now. :( .


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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:14 pm

andy_g wrote:you'll all be glad to hear that my place is coming on a treat too. i know what you're all thinking... 'two cookers the lucky tw@t!'

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I've heard of cats marking walls before but yours seems to be a bit special, Andy.  :;):
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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:16 pm

Ciggy wrote:Im getting there folks me floors in still got no water or kitchen tho  :glare:

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Two questions, Cigs:

1) Does your window open from the bottom?

And, if so:

2) Is that wise in a country where most people live below sea level? ???

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Postby laza » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:50 pm

andy_g wrote:you'll all be glad to hear that my place is coming on a treat too. i know what you're all thinking... 'two cookers the lucky tw@t!'

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I was thinking Andy, nice to see you had a tidy up before posting the pix
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Postby Toffeehater » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:02 am

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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:16 pm

i am yet again completely bored. had a lte one last night and tonight im still suffering, plus ive actually got to do work!
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Postby account deleted by request » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:19 pm

Just go in on the days when there is no work, and pull a sicky when the works piled up. Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow, because we all know tomorrow never comes. (Neither do I recently :(  )
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Postby dawson99 » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:24 pm

yeah but i been doing that for years (hence the post count) so today im catching up! i need a smoke now, too much thinky thinky
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Postby Ciggy » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:45 pm

Ive still not been offered a meal from the in-laws, pretty sad really they live 5 minutes away and not even a phone call.

and the dutch are supposed to be into this healthy eating sh!te me big feckin fat @rse.

What about their grandson and his veggies?
???

There is this labrador that lives by me, I hadnt seen her for maybe 6-7 years I seen her tonight coming back from Aarons footie training, god that dog gave me more affection than any dutch person could ever do.

The owner said I dont believe it she still remembers you, I threw her ball she didnt want to know just wanted to be strocked on her belly.

He said she has never forgotten you, I used to bring pieces of sausage to school or dog bits, yer know for her.
He said she doesnt even react to family the way she has been with you, he was really shocked another lab came along who she plays with everynight, she looked at it as if to say feck off im busy with me mate.

It was so weird the dog owner is a really old fella but that that dog had remembered me, its such a lovely dog, I think it would even give me its dog food right now :laugh:

The only person who likes ciggy in Holland is a Lab called Lotte :laugh:
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Postby Thingy » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:47 pm

Read back a dozen pages or so, and Ive gatherd this thread is just talk about nothing? :D . Dont know many people on here at all, and I dont know if its the right place to say it but hello to everyone who posts on here, I knows theres a introductions thread but ive got a couple hundred posts so I think im a bit thingy for that. Anyway, Hello again although im not exactly a newkit virgin :D
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:08 am

hello thingy... the real worls is possibly the most important thread in the history of the internet. we now know thanks to the eral world that ciggy is only liked by a dog in holland and that s@int wears pin striped boxer shorts... both valuable pieces of information
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Postby Thingy » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:12 am

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Postby account deleted by request » Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:24 am

Hi Thingy, you should also know that Dawson is a peeping tom and part time bookie, as I have never disclosed the style or colour of my underware in this thread or on this site ....... but strangely Dawson called it right :D  Whats the odds on that Dawson ?
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