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[Ciggy]

i duno? nothing anymore? just choker cant even get to me pc me net is switched off in the daytime.

éver wish you could go to a desert island and die?

whens the next boat leavin


Make sure you two pair of kunts are on it.

aarons grand parents

[Kharhaz]

good to know the streets are safe with our very own 

Captain America is nothing without his shield, and my god his age is showing ! He has man boobs !

[Ciggy]

    Oh how ive missed laughin cigg

nan im so p.issed off im gona show you me kitchen ive got no water or anywhere to cook and that cheeky tw@t doest even offer as much as a buttie evil arl jealous tw@t.
Knows we are living in this sh!t hasnt had her grandson round for one night hasnt said come here for food no hasnt said feck all.

[Kharhaz]

i duno? nothing anymore? just choker cant even get to me pc me net is switched off in the daytime.

éver wish you could go to a desert island and die?

whens the next boat leavin


Make sure you two pair of kunts are on it.

aarons grand parents

The saying is, "you can choose your friends but you cant choose your family."

How true that is. Like I mentioned to judge about me brother, my mother tried to take my oldest lad because she liked him the most.

She helped look after the kids when me an my missus were working and when we came out of work this is what we were faced with. My own mum screwing me over to get what she wants. Naturally I kicked her backside in court and I wish her all the hurt in the world. At my lowest and she sticks the boot in. She also dragged my kids through it. With my eldest she gave him everything, my youngest she treated like dirt.

Family eh? pain in the backside.

[woof woof !]

Kin' ell Cig, if these are the in-laws I wouldn't want to leave me lids when them anyway.

[Judge]

:laugh:    Oh how ive missed laughin cigg

nan im so p.issed off im gona show you me kitchen ive got no water or anywhere to cook and that cheeky tw@t doest even offer as much as a buttie evil arl jealous tw@t.
Knows we are living in this sh!t hasnt had her grandson round for one night hasnt said come here for food no hasnt said feck all.

how awful for you there 

[NANNY RED]

:laugh:    Oh how ive missed laughin cigg

nan im so p.issed off im gona show you me kitchen ive got no water or anywhere to cook and that cheeky tw@t doest even offer as much as a buttie evil arl jealous tw@t.
Knows we are living in this sh!t hasnt had her grandson round for one night hasnt said come here for food no hasnt said feck all.

When yeh new kitchens finished cigg let her have a look rub her nose in it and then tell her to off.

Ill speak to you properley about it soon anyway just keep your head up

[andy_g]

what the feck happened to your kitchen, lynds??

what you need is buuutttaaaaaaaannnnooooooooooooo!!! 

[Red in the Balkans]

The saying is, "you can choose your friends but you cant choose your family.

Sums it brilliantly up for me.

Two-faced-materialistic-greedy-selfish-cold-hearted farts.

[Woollyback]

come round our house cigs, i'll rustle you & aaron up a nice 3 course pot noodle     sounds like you're having a feckin mare over there and the in-laws are about as much use as the pope's balls. tell 'em all to feck off and come back to blighty 

[Sabre]

what the feck happened to your kitchen, lynds??

what you need is buuutttaaaaaaaannnnooooooooooooo!!! 

El Butanero!!! 

[Judge]

what the feck happened to your kitchen, lynds??

what you need is buuutttaaaaaaaannnnooooooooooooo!!! 

El Butanero!!! 

when you go to to juve, shout butano

[andy_g]

it means 'victory' right, judge??

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