Liverpool FC Forum

Liverpool Football Club Discussion

Skip to content



Porn jelly - Not in my lifetime son! honest try it..

Please use this forum for general Non-Football related chat
Post a reply

Postby dawson99 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:08 pm

all my nan had in her garden flowers aside was an apple tree, and the apples there always gave me the splats... always went back for more tho
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Image
User avatar
dawson99
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 25377
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: in the mo fo hood y'all
Top

Postby woof woof ! » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:56 pm

An apple tree ! Christ ! How the other half lived :angry:  . On the other hand I guess it was families like yours that enabled us to hone our robbing skills.

:D
Image

Image
User avatar
woof woof !
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 21176
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:22 am
Location: Here There and Everywhere
Top

Postby dawson99 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:59 pm

one solitary apple tree, about 4 feet high, that helped me pebble dash whatever porcelain throne i was sitting on, hardly an act of royalty dude
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Image
User avatar
dawson99
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 25377
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: in the mo fo hood y'all
Top

Postby woof woof ! » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:08 pm

There was a family a few doors down from us , surname was "Pronk"  :laugh:  , I'm not kidding , think they were Dutch, they had a son who wore knitted woolen shorts :laugh: . They had a solitary apple tree that yielded maybe 3-4 apples per summer . I used to sneak in , eat the f'uckers and leave the cores on their kitchen doorstep. Snotty middle class B'stards :angry:   

:D
Image

Image
User avatar
woof woof !
Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 21176
Joined: Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:22 am
Location: Here There and Everywhere
Top

Postby dawson99 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:18 pm

eating apples when you were a kid woof, did a snake tell you to do it? :p
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Image
User avatar
dawson99
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 25377
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: in the mo fo hood y'all
Top

Postby taff » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:20 pm

My mate is in serious trouble for nicking apples

Held a lorry up full of laptops :D
User avatar
taff
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 5582
Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2004 12:53 pm
Top

Postby dawson99 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:23 pm

taff wrote:My mate is in serious trouble for nicking apples

Held a lorry up full of laptops :D

:bowdown  :wwww
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
Image
User avatar
dawson99
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 25377
Joined: Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:56 pm
Location: in the mo fo hood y'all
Top

Postby Woollyback » Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:25 am

i forgot rhubarb existed, was it real?
b*ll*c*ks and s*i*e
User avatar
Woollyback
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 12400
Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 3:11 pm
Location: Manchester
Top

Postby andy_g » Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:31 pm

Woollyback wrote:i forgot rhubarb existed, was it real?

yes, just badly drawn
Image

Get up! everybody's gonna move their feet
Get Down! everybody's gonna leave their seat
User avatar
andy_g
>> LFC Elite Member <<
 
Posts: 9598
Joined: Thu May 27, 2004 10:39 am
Top
Previous
Post a reply

Return to General Chat Forum

 


  • Related topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests

Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group.

Board index