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by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:26 pm

ever wondered what happens to all that jelly at the end of the much loved jelly wrestling events

i will tell you, spiff all , it gets binned like any old chinese baby (a book told me) !!
well dont u think they shud invest in the leftover jelly, i mean there have been naked women rolling around in this stuff, just think of how popular it wud be for men, PORN JELLY MEN ...... PORN JELLY

anyway, here are sum females that cud be a possibility for the advertising campaign

Dom1

by **greenred** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:33 pm

They should stick it on Ebay.It would make a fortune.

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:35 pm

damn right my welsh friend

by **greenred** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:40 pm

so it it really called porn jelly,or are you just making that bit up?

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:44 pm

errrrrrm

both

by **stmichael** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:51 pm

Dom1 wrote:ever wondered what happens to all that jelly at the end of the much loved jelly wrestling events

yeah, i can barely sleep at night for thinking about it. :;):

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:03 pm

great, I thought i was the only one

by **taff** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:51 pm

Add vodka to it
mmmmmmmmmm
Porno vodka jelly

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:53 pm

hahaaaaaaaaaaa

yeah, different flavours and everything, milk flavour for the kiddies

by **taff** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:54 pm

Sod the kids they have unlimited Tad access

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:58 pm

hmm correct, but we hav gotta think about the profits

but to put it another way, porn jelly wud be like a fossil fuel, there is only a limited amount of it, so lets use wot we have of it wisely, on ppl who will put it to good use

by **taff** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:03 pm

Agree Dom its those exams of yours that makes you clever or is it

Put me down for three bathloads please

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:10 pm

haha, im not stupid Taff, if thats what your saying!!

by **taff** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:12 pm

Wheres my porno vodka jelly Dom

Raspberry flavour please or lemon and lime I like lemon and lime

by **Dom1** » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:14 pm

do you like lemon and lime?

do you sir?

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