Fella joins an order of monks. Has to pray ALL day every day and the monks are not allowed to speak to each other except for 2 minutues every five years. After five years when his turn comes to speak he asks for a haircut because his hair "is now long and manky" After another five years he asks for a "new pair of sandles, cause the original ones are worn out" Another five years go by and he asks for a new habit cause the one he's got is "now full of holes" Finally after another five years he announces the he's "had enough and I'm leaving"
"I thought you would said the head monk" "What do you mean "you thought I would" . says our man "I've been here 20 fking years!!! " "Yes " says the head monk "and you've never stopped complaining"