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by **66-1112520797** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:40 pm

all of us

by **account deleted by request** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:47 pm

Bamaga man wrote:all of us

Nah mate, I have seen a ghost

by **66-1112520797** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:49 pm

you aint that bright.

by **Emerald Red** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:22 am

Never knew this thread existed. Tis my cup of tea, to be sure.

by **lakes10** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:34 pm

First of all we need to know what Paranormal is. Paranormal means Beyond Normal or outside of normal.
So put it this way if someone showed you a tv 200 years ago you would say it was Paranormal , the same could be said for someone running a 4 min mile.

so to find anything Paranormal you must first make a bench mark as to what is normal.

by **lakes10** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:42 pm

have a look at this link (it should work)

paranormal??

It was taken on one of our investigation. we are still dont100% what it is, it could be a bat.

if the link dont work i will put the clip on youtube very soon.

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:01 am

lakes10 wrote:have a look at this link (it should work)

paranormal??

It was taken on one of our investigation. we are still dont100% what it is, it could be a bat.

if the link dont work i will put the clip on youtube very soon.

Well it dosnt work so fix it

im dying to have a nosey

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:02 am

I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:13 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

ffs Lando i nearly choked on me crisp then

Might count though i mean ghosts are invisable sometimes but they are floaters

by **NANNY RED** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:15 am

Weres that Lakes bet you hes doin his rovin reporter act again:D

by **66-1112520797** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:52 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

by **babu** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:19 am

NANNY RED wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

ffs Lando i nearly choked on me crisp then

Might count though i mean ghosts are invisable sometimes but they are floaters

he probably got confused and wiped his face !

:wwww

by **jonnymac1979** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:26 am

Lando_Griffin wrote:I once had a poo, but when I wiped my a*se, the paper came back clean!

Does that count?

According to the Urban Dictionary...

A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.

"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"

Click linky, linky, link above to prove I never just made this up...

Internet is a wonderful place sometimes.

by **anfieldadorer** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:59 am

came back home very late at nite, messy hair, smelt like sh1t, and being on the phone with a girl's laughter in it, suddenly some flying saucers rapidly attacked me from the kitchen, i saw missus was being hysterical over there.

does that count?

by **lakes10** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:36 am

just putting the clip on you tube.
You can see some of our other clips on there now., just put Thurrock Paranormal into youtube

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