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by **Judge** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:22 pm

red37 wrote:Mornin' Judge lad.

morning fella

by **shanks72** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:13 am

Woollyback wrote:a white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint. whilst pouring it the barman says "we've got a whisky named after you". horse says "what - dave?"

by **shanks72** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 12:15 am

metalhead wrote:
dawson99 wrote:pebbledash that toilet dude -to metalhead

Turns out I got food poisened.

I feel better right now though.

Glad you're feelin' better metalhead.....

so you should be alright for Christmas...

by **Dundalk** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:29 am

Judge wrote:
red37 wrote:Mornin' Judge lad.

morning fella

Ever feel like this in the mornin

by **jkop** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:55 am

Dundalk wrote:
Judge wrote:
red37 wrote:Mornin' Judge lad.

morning fella

Ever feel like this in the mornin

I do, had my first drink since Halloween last night.... :down:

and im playing 2 footy matches today.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:50 pm

coconut yogurt rocks, but you can't get it anywhere in britain. life's just not fair. so if the coconut yogurt won't come to me, then i'll just have to go to the coconut yogurt. i want to book a holiday. any ideas? i'd like to go to thailand but i fear i don't have the correct level of education. in an act of desperation i once mashed up some fresh coconut and shoved it in some plain yogurt. it tasted absolute sh*te

on the plus side, it's very easy to accidentally type Cunt when trying to type cocknut, sorry coconut

ah feck it

by **Bad Bob** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 8:53 pm

Woollyback wrote:i'd like to go to thailand but i fear i don't have the correct level of education.

by **JBG** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:48 pm

I'd like to go to Thailand but my house isn't big enough.

by **andy_g** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:05 pm

if you cross thailand with iraq do you get tierack?

by **Woollyback** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:24 pm

andy_g wrote:if you cross thailand with iraq do you get tierack?

nope, you get a ladyboy with a big bushy moustache

by **andy_g** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:26 pm

Woollyback wrote:
andy_g wrote:if you cross thailand with iraq do you get tierack?

nope, you get a ladyboy with a big bushy moustache

is that good or bad?

by **Sabre** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:34 pm

andy_g wrote:
Woollyback wrote:
andy_g wrote:if you cross thailand with iraq do you get tierack?

nope, you get a ladyboy with a big bushy moustache

is that good or bad?

Sounds bad.

by **Woollyback** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:47 pm

depends where the 'tache is. can be bad, or VERY bad

by **66-1112520797** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:19 pm

Who in the real world ordered Chinese takeaway ?

by **metalhead** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:22 pm

Bamaga man wrote:Who in the real world ordered Chinese takeaway ?

Meh, not enough meat in it.

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