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[Judge]

good evening and merry belated xmas all

[zarababe]

Who in the real world ordered Chinese takeaway ?

Meh, not enough meat in it.

  nowt like the real world humor ay.

Its raining cats and dogs - opps mind the poodle 

[GOAT]

hey guys

anybody know what the taxi prices are like for new years eve? i hear they charge like triple?

[NANNY RED]

hey guys

anybody know what the taxi prices are like for new years eve? i hear they charge like triple?

Double time Goat

[GOAT]

hey guys

anybody know what the taxi prices are like for new years eve? i hear they charge like triple?

Double time Goat

ah, cheers

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It Was Already Late Fall And The Indians On A Remote Reservation In South Dakota Asked Their New Chief If The Coming Winter Was Going To Be Cold Or Mild.

Since He Was A Chief In A Modern Society He Had Never Been Taught The Old Secrets. When He Looked At The Sky He Could Not Tell What The Winter Was Going To Be Like.

Nevertheless, To Be On The Safe Side, He Told His Tribe That The Winter Was Indeed Going To Be Cold And That The Members Of The Village Should Collect Firewood To Be Prepared.

But Being A Practical Leader, After Several Days He Got An Idea. He Went To The Phone Booth, Called The National Weather Service And Asked, "is The Coming Winter Going To Be Cold?"

"it Looks Like This Winter Is Going To Be Quite Cold," The Meteorologist At The Weather Service Responded.

So The Chief Went Back To His People And Told Them To Collect Even More Firewood In Order To Be Prepared.

A Week Later He Called The National Weather Service Again. "does It Still Look Like It Is Going To Be A Very Cold Winter?"

"yes," The Man At National Weather Service Again Replied, "it's Going To Be A Very Cold Winter."

The Chief Again Went Back To His People And Ordered Them To Collect Every Scrap Of Firewood They Could Find.

Two Weeks Later The Chief Called The National Weather Service Again. "are You Absolutely Sure That The Winter Is Going To Be Very Cold?"

"absolutely," The Man Replied. "it's Looking More And More Like It Is Going To Be One Of The Coldest Winters We've Ever Seen."

"how Can You Be So Sure?" The Chief Asked.

The Weatherman Replied, "the Indians Are Collecting Firewood Like Crazy."

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Bamaga man and Nanny Red

After sixty years of marriage Bamaga and Nanny were enjoying the evening, swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset.
After a few minutes Nanny reaches over and knocks the hell out of Bamaga who goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. Bamaga slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to Nanny on the swing.
He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for, Nanny?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and Bamaga reaches over and knocks the hell out of Nanny, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Bamaga.
She sits there a minute and then asks, "What was that for,Bamaga?"
He replies, "That's for knowing there was more than one size."

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Morning Dawson, are you having problems with the site this morning mate? Its as slow as anything for me at the moment and when I try to get back on after a bit of "surfing" its taking ages to load.

[NANNY RED]

Bamaga man and Nanny Red

After sixty years of marriage Bamaga and Nanny were enjoying the evening, swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset.
After a few minutes Nanny reaches over and knocks the hell out of Bamaga who goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. Bamaga slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to Nanny on the swing.
He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for, Nanny?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and Bamaga reaches over and knocks the hell out of Nanny, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Bamaga.
She sits there a minute and then asks, "What was that for,Bamaga?"
He replies, "That's for knowing there was more than one size."

Didnt think id see that did yar Saint  just wait im gonna be plotting my revenge and hit you when you least expect . me legs better now so no trying to run away

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Bamaga man and Nanny Red

After sixty years of marriage Bamaga and Nanny were enjoying the evening, swinging on the front porch and looking at the beautiful sunset.
After a few minutes Nanny reaches over and knocks the hell out of Bamaga who goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. Bamaga slowly gets up and makes his way back to his seat next to Nanny on the swing.
He sits there for a few minutes and then asks, "What was that for, Nanny?"
She replies: "That's for having such a small pecker!"
A few more minutes go by and Bamaga reaches over and knocks the hell out of Nanny, who also goes flying off the porch and into the bushes. She slowly gets up and makes her way back to her seat next to Bamaga.
She sits there a minute and then asks, "What was that for,Bamaga?"
He replies, "That's for knowing there was more than one size."

      

[woof woof !]

i'd like to go to thailand but i fear i don't have the correct level of education.

Ironically this could (?) be closer to the truth than you might have imagined .

In Thailand even a job as a "Sales Rep" often requires a university degree.

[Ciggy]

i'd like to go to thailand but i fear i don't have the correct level of education.

Ironically this could (?) be closer to the truth than you might have imagined .

In Thailand even a job as a "Sales Rep" often requires a university degree.

Good job I dont live there then

[dawson99]

they do get there degrees from fortune cookies tho

[Ciggy]

I dont care if its to early just poured meself a lovely Baileys over ice mmmmmmmm......................

[woof woof !]

Geography and Cooking obviously not your strongest subjects Dawsinio.

Seriously though, as you know I spent many years in Thailand and was always amazed at what educational qualifications were required for jobs that in this country even Leon or Lando could do .