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by **dawson99** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:07 pm

and brandy cream? i cant wear the christmas crowns you get out of crackers as my head is too big

by **stmichael** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:23 pm

Ciggy wrote:mornin all im not in the modd this morning and im taking no prisoners so excuse the language

i know some of the mods who'd like to be in you though cig

by **dawson99** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:24 pm

one night in ciggy

by **stmichael** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:25 pm

so that's why she moved to holland :laugh:

by **Ciggy** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:27 pm

One Night In Ciggy Between the legs

by **dawson99** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:29 pm

Ciggy wrote:One Night In Ciggy Between the legs

ok, no getting up from my desk now for another 20 minutes! :pirate

by **stmichael** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 10:31 pm

by **Ciggy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:40 pm

A horse goes into a pub and asks for a drink.

The barman asks: "Why the long face?"

The horse replies: "cos i've got aids"

by **dawson99** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:41 pm

Ciggy wrote:A horse goes into a pub and asks for a drink.

The barman asks: "Why the long face?"

The horse replies: "cos i've got aids"

by **Ciggy** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:48 pm

What do you call a blind dinosaur ?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

This fella walks into a butchers and says "have you got a sheeps head?" and the butchers says "no mate, it's the way I part my hair"

by **dawson99** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:53 pm

donkey goes into a pub asks for a beer
barm,an says sore throat?
reply - no...im just a little horse!!!

by **Woollyback** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:43 pm

a white horse walks into a pub and orders a pint. whilst pouring it the barman says "we've got a whisky named after you". horse says "what - dave?"

by **Judge** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:46 am

good morning all

by **red37** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:58 am

Mornin' Judge lad.

by **metalhead** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:31 am

dawson99 wrote:pebbledash that toilet dude -to metalhead

Turns out I got food poisened.

I feel better right now though.

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